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The Quote of the Week goes to first shift assembler at the Belvidere Chrysler plant and part-time ditch digger, Paris Hilton, for giving us this gem:
“Just having the last name Hilton, people assume that everything was handed to me and I’ve never had to work a day in my life. But in reality, I’ve worked so hard, I’ve done this all on my own and I don’t take anything from my family. I do everything by myself.”
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The Liar, Liar, Panties on Fire award goes to Jenna Jameson.
Apparently JJ didn’t get the memo that the Internet had arrived in Illinois for if she had she wouldn’t have pulled this stupid stunt:
As the story goes, JJ signed a contract with Hollywood Palms Cinema in lovely Naperville Illinois for a cool $10,000 appearance fee plus travel expenses and other bells and whistles.
As the lawsuit reads, JJ’s agent, the day before their arrival in Chicago, sent “a vague doctor’s note” to Hollywood Palms Cinema, in which JJ maintained she had had a “medical emergency” and would be unable to attend.
The “medical emergency” turned out to be Perez Hilton’s Blue Ball birthday party. Her little lie was discovered after photos of her appeared on Hilton’s website. Oops!
The lawsuit seeks more than $50,000 in damages from JJ.
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Einstein award goes to freakazoid wrestler and porn star, Chyna.
This week the circus sideshow told TMZ.com that she was warned by TNA Wrestling that if her new porn flick was released she could kiss her contract with them goodbye.
Einstein told TMZ: “The whole thing has been constant drama … it’s all good in the end … [TNA Wrestling] is missing the boat.”
I see her point: What wrestling organization that caters to families with children wouldn’t want to have a porn star as one of their main draws. Could you just imagine the positive feedback TNA would receive from all the religious and pro-family groups as they toured with her throughout the nation?
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The Kodachrome award goes to Jenna Jameson’s sperm donor, Tito Ortiz.
This week the world was subjected to a full frontal nude shot of what I believe Jenna Jameson has seen several times and on one occasion may have even touched, Little Tito.
Ortiz claims that his nude self-portrait became public only after hackers infiltrated his Twitter account. Sure, blame the hackers, Tito, but we all know that you and JJ are famous for the publicity stunts.
Just an aside: Being a flaming heterosexual, I usually avoid dissecting another man’s junk. However, after seeing the Tito’s little guy, I walked away feeling a lot better about my own manhood.
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Media Whore/Dumbass award goes to Pornhub.com.
This week a mini bidding war broke out between Pornhub, YouPorn, Pulse Distribution, Red Light District and celebrity sex tape guru, Kevin Blatt over the J. Lo “sex” tape.
At last report, all the bids were in the $40,000 range but that didn’t stop Kate Miller from Pornhub giving her best George Steinbrenner impersonation.
She told eonline.com: “We are the largest porn site on the Internet, we have more money than anyone else,” she said. “We can pay the most because we got the most money.”
Two brilliant moves there, Katie: First, being a free tube site you just pissed of everyone struggling in this industry by bragging about how successful your company is. And second, as a negotiator, it is idiocy to announce to the world that the sky’s the limit on what you are willing to pay for something.
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> The Grand Vizier Says: “The geeks are brushing porn’s old guard aside, and that’s the reality” – “The way this industry is going I’ll be surprised if there’s going to be anyone left in the next two years. Manwin is buying out everybody,” says The Viz, blowing smoke rings after an inhale of his beloved Auchincloss.
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> Arrow Greenlights Linda Lovelace Biopic Inferno – Just to be on the safe side, Scarlet Johansson’s name was also being tossed around as though she were going to be the designated driver in case Faris pulled a flake job.
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> The Big Ol’ Meanies Who Made Paris Hilton Cry – “People assume ‘Oh, she’s a slut’ because of one thing that happened to me and it’s hard because I’ll have to live with that for the rest of my life and explain it to my children.”
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> Jenna Haze Decides to Stay Right Where She Is – “Jenna had some complications. She was dating some guy and he gave her the usual ultimatum by telling her ‘you’re either going to be with me or quit the business,'” says The Vizier.
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> With the Month of June, The Bailing Begins as Paul Fishbein Leaves AVN – As Bette Davis says in the movie All About Eve, “Fasten your seat belts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.”
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> You’re All Invited to the Condom Party – Vivid’s Papa Smurf has already declared that if a condom rule is put into place it would force the adult industry to move out of California. But where, exactly?
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AdultFYI’s weekly story review…..
> Strippers Complain About Electronic Trail That Reveal Their Occupations – “We have an increasing number of students working in the business and privacy is a big concern,” Lambrinos said Friday. Then find a different job.
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> “The Facts Of Life: A Porn Parody XXX” Trailer Premiers On Filmdrunk.com – This just may be the worst attempt at a parody yet.
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> Saturday: Evilyn Fierce & Miss TapouT Celebrate Their Birthdays –
Anything to make a buck.
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> 100 Year Old Widow of Banking Heir Financed John Edwards’ Mistress with Money Hidden in Chocolate Boxes – An Edwards spokeswoman said she wasn’t aware of the filing and declined immediate comment.
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> J. Lo Going to Court Monday Regarding the Sex Tape – Hold up on that big video release party.
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> “Supergirl XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody” Trailer Premieres on ComicBookMovie.com – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48924
> Titan Media Accused of Shmuck Baiting P2P Users; Claim Innocence –
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> “John Edwards indictment: a case Justice Department can’t afford to bungle” – “Will a federal prosecutor ever make another mistake in the course of complying with his or her disclosure obligations?”
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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: Arrow Greenlights Linda Lovelace Biopic Inferno – Pistol reveals that there was a third Lovelace project that no one knows about.
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> Larkin Love on Playboy’s Night Calls, June 7th; at The Radley Metzger Film Festival Friday night – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48919
> MILF Held on Sex Charges stemming from Facebook Pics – Varnam is charged with Sexual Assault on a Minor; she remains in jail on $20,000 bond.
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> Hot on the heels of Richard Phillips’s filmed portrait of Lindsay Lohan comes a tribute to Sasha Grey – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48917
> Add Jenna Jameson to Porn’s List of Deadbeats – The other is that for someone with supposedly a lot of dough, she’s living like a deadbeat.
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> Porn Movie May Cost Joanie “Chyna” Laurer Her TNA Wrestling Gig – “The whole thing has been constant drama … it’s all good in the end … [TNA Wrestling] is missing the boat.”
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> Tito Ortiz Gets Weiner’ed; His Full Monty Pic is Tweeted – See what happens when you take a self-portrait.
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> Update: Jenna Jameson Lawsuit; ‘Net Photos Reveal She Out and Out Lied – He recently filed a lawsuit seeking more than $50,000 in damages from Jameson.
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> Weiner photo Was meant for Ginger Lee? – Weiner had also followed Lee on Twitter but said he stopped doing so when he found out who she was.
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> John Edwards to Be Indicted for Covering Up Extramarital Affair – Much of the case has centered on testimony from Young, who claimed in 2007 that he was the father of Hunter’s daughter in order to help his boss.
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> Bobbi Starr: Has Had Chlamydia, Gonorrhea; “You Take Your Medication You’re Good to Go” – But the industry says wearing condoms on-screen is a turn-off. The public do not want it, it will kill the fantasy, they say.
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> Hot to Trot Teach Taught Spanish and Screwing to 16 Year Old Student – Wright says the student’s parents checked his phone and found messages to an unknown number.
Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: 5
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> Her Cancellations Prompt Suburban Theatres to Sue Jenna Jameson for Flaking – The suit claims the movie chain spent “thousands” of dollars to promote an appearance by Jameson…
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> Joanna Angel’s School of Hard Knox a HotMovies.com Exclusive –
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> Charles Calderon Considered the Worst in the State of California; Yet The Porn Industry Sucks Up to Him – Backing another winner, apparently.
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> Pornhub.com on the Jennifer Lopez Tape: “We have more money than anyone else” – “If an offer looks good, we’ll definitely take it.”
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> “Anchorman: A XXX Parody” Wraps Principal Photography –
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> Porn Industry Health Regs Needed; Chi Chi LaRue Needs to be Commended for Taking a Stand – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48900
> Blake Lively Nude Photo Scandal Continues – Today, the hacker responded to Blake’s nude photo denial by posting 17 more. These add much more evidence that it may in fact be real Lively photos.
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> Monday: Start My Porn Company’s Linda Roberts and Frank Castle are Talking Sex with Reverend Mel – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48898
> Sssh.com Founder Shares “What Women Want” with Examiner.com –
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> Manwin Acquires Twistys; The Tarot Cards Predicted June as the Month of Acquisitions – Manwin’s acquisition includes GayTube, SexTube and TrannyTube.
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> Thursday: Two-Week Radley Metzger Film Festival Opens at the Billy Wilder Theater – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48894
> Paris Hilton Strips for Camera after Crying Jag on CNN – “People assume ‘Oh, she’s a slut’ because of one thing that happened to…” Well, if the shoe fits.
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> Fake Rihanna, Hayden Panettiere Sex Tape Spreads Malware –
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> Sunday: Sunset Thomas to Host at the Bikini Bar –
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> At Exxxotica LA: Adult Trading Card Company™ To Debut Retail Packs –
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> Weinergate Fun Facts: He’s a Parking Ticket Scofflaw – All weiner all the time.
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> College Student in Weinergate Scandal Has a “Bad Girl” Past – “She was found guilty to a charge of a minor in possession of alcohol which is drinking under the age of 21.”
Christ, the biggest non-story of the year.
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> From When the Name Fits the Story Files: Weiner Refuses to Admit That He’s the Man in the Underpants – When does the X rated parody come out?
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> P2P Lawsuits- A Scam, Terrorist Tactic and a Number’s Game? Yes
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> Update: Ginger Lee sticks to loose statement after Weiner offers limp answer about their interaction – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48884
> L.A. County May Shake Up Sexually Transmitted Diseases Program – Critics say the proposed change could weaken efforts to halt the spread of HIV in the Los Angeles-based, $12-billion-a-year porn industry.
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> Red Light District, YouPorn and PornHub In Bidding War for J. Lo’s Tape – with bids hovering in the $40,000 range
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> Udontknowjack.com Website Launched to Support Jack Venice; Was He the Fall Guy in a Rape Conviction? – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48879
> Lisa Ann Gets Her Own Fleshlight –
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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: Jenna Haze Decides to Stay Right Where She Is –
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> DJ Mister Cee pleads guilty to loitering after Blow Job bust; ordered to attend counseling – This was Cee’s second conviction on the same charge.
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> Swedish king called visitor to porn clubs – “Now we’re in a situation where word stands against word and it’s clear that there are many who are lying while the king is telling the truth.”
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> XBiz Poll: 35% of the Porn Industry Plans to Sell Out to the Enemy – And 22% of the respondents believe in the tooth fairy.
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> SMC Productions Launches first Retro TS Website –
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> “The Berlin Patient” : An end to AIDS? – It’s unlikely to happen anytime soon, but Brown’s case has opened the door to new ideas.
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> “Star Trek: TNG: A XXX Parody” Earns Great Mainstream, Adult Media Reviews –
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> Update: KABB San Antonio’s Report on the Freak Car Accident that Took Echo Valley’s Life – Thoughts & prayers.
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> Echo Valley Dies in a Car Accident – Thoughts & prayers.
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> Porn Performer and Other Babes Claim Rep. Weiner Sent Them Private Messages – One of those followers, porn star ‘Miss Ginger Lee’ posted gushing messages about a direct message she received from Weiner.
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> Why Would Anyone Want a . XXX Domain?; ICANN Screws You Either Way with the Sunrise B Program – owners will be able to pre-emptively opt out (for a fee of between US$200 and US$300)….KY not included.
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> Chyna’s New Porno — The First Photos; So Much for Her “People” Denying The Story – They’ll say time was her enemy.
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> Match.com Lawsuit Update: Judge Says Woman Can’t Sue Over Match.com Safety – She sued Match.com April 11 under a California law that prohibits deceptive business practices.
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> Man Killed After Crashing Car, Stripping Naked and Crashing Car Again – It was unclear what caused Roundtree’s behavior. Booze? Drugs? Crazy as a loon? Start with those three.
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> Latest Facebook Scam ‘Funniest Condom Commercial’ – If you are about to click on something, the simple answer is simply to think before you react.
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> Woman Charged with Making 13 Year Old Boy’s Dreams Come True – Police say the incidents took place starting in 2009 and went up until the present…
Sean’s Hot MILF Scale: 4
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> Does L.A.’s Porn Industry Inspire More Than Half The Divorces in America? – “Pornography had an almost nonexistent role in divorce just seven or eight years ago.”
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> SexToyDistributing.com Running a Summer Sale on Doc Johnson Items –
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> Paris Hilton on sex tape: ‘I’ll never be able to erase it’ [Maybe If She Had the Master] – This whole story is a giant pile of BS.
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> Berlusconi’s lawyers want sex trial moved – Berlusconi accuses the Milan prosecutors of being politically motivated leftists bent on driving him out of power…
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> Report: Bazooka’s and Temptations Violating Strip Club Nude Laws – “Once they’re covered, none of the rest of the law applies,” Bryant argued.
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> Scientology Bigwig In the Middle of Kiddie Porn Investigation – “The Church got involved and they sent Jan Eastgate over to drill me and tell me what to say to the police, and what to say to docs”
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> “Can a Woman Write a Porn Screenplay? You Bet” –
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> The Erotic Heritage Museum (EHM) Celebrates The Titans of Tomorrow –
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> Jim Powers Brings Twilight The Porno and other XXX Parodies –
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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: The Bailing Begins as Paul Fishbein Leaves AVN; DP Scuffle Continues – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48847
> Tito Ortiz Split With Jenna Jameson Taking Nasty Public Turn Before UFC 132 Bout – More soap opera drama.
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> Burlesque Reunion in Las Vegas June 2-5: Stars Fight Those Who Would Strip Away Risque History – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48845
> Andy Dick Sued Over Alleged Genital Attack – Tucker says Andy then “forced his genitals against the left side of [Robert’s] face.”
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> Man Says Stripper Kicked Him in the Mouth – BS lawsuit of the month.
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> Employee shot during robbery at Paradise News and Arcade – “The nightmare is this guy’s got a wife and four children,” Stone said, “and he’s all but lost his livelihood at this point.”
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> Just Like Dominique, Egyptian Banker Awaits Arraignment In Alleged Sex Assault On Housekeeper – Police said the alleged attack took place just before 7 p.m. Sunday. They say they found the woman’s story to be credible.
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> For Prostitutes in New York, the Discovery of Bodies on Long Island Is Stoking Fear – For prostitutes in the New York City area, the murders of four of their fellow workers, all of whom disappeared between 2007 to 2010…
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> Steve Coogan to Play Paul Raymond in a new film biography – Raymond’s biographer Paul Willett revealed Coogan’s involvement during a public talk at Westminster Reference Library over the weekend.
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> Woman, 85, Robbed, Forced To Perform Oral Sex On Suspect – The suspect is described as Hispanic, with tatties on both arms. Police are still working on a better description of the suspect who remains on the loose.
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> Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape? Ojani Noa Wins Home Video Case – Lopez and Noa married in February 1997 after meeting when he worked as a waiter in Miami.
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