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from www.ocweekly.com – Octomom bikini car wash has washed out.

Both the managers of the car wash and Nadya Suleman’s . . . erm . . . entertainment career confirmed for a reporter that the scrub-down has been scrubbed.

La Habra’s single mother of 14 had been reportedly set to join Charlie Sheen’s porn-star escort Capri Anderson, overnight guest of Reggie Bush January Gessert and Mel Gibson mistress Violet Kowal at the suds fest set for this Saturday.

TMZ, which broke the news of the car wash and cancellation, had reported the cause for the charity event was Suleman’s mortgage, which she is apparently unable to pay again.

But fear not, Carnauba lovers: the hunt is on for a site for a rescheduled car wash.