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Clips4Sale Wants to Buy Nancy Grace’s Fart Video for Flatulophiliacs

from www.miaminewtimes.com – Listen, we don’t care if you’re into whips, chains, swinging, cuckolding, cross-dressing, biting, tickling, or whatever else gets you off. But farting? C’mon, there’s nothing sexy about flatulence… or is there?

TMZ is reporting that an amateur porn site wants to buy the rights to a three-second Dancing With the Stars clip in which contestant Nancy Grace allegedly rips a post-performance toot.

“Passing gas is as natural as breathing, and our members are weighting with baited breath.”

Printed on company letterhead, Clips4Sale’s marketing director, Jo Merlone, sent ABC executives a formal request to obtain the video for the sake of their members.

“After viewing and hearing Nancy Grace’s alleged ‘toot’ after her performance on ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ our staff here at Clips4Sale.com who have a real nose for news, would like to acquire the rights of the three second footage from ABC.”

Merlone adds, “In case you aren’t aware,this is a very popular niche online and we know just how many of Nancy’s fan’s [sic] would love to relive the moment in the privacy of their own home via our website.”

Evidently, “Flatulophiliacs,” or “Fart Fanatics,” are strange breed of men and women who are turned on by passing gas.

We were curious to learn more about this bizarre kink and Googled the term fart fetish; about 0.18 seconds later, we had 1,100 results at our digital fingertips.

Some of the highlights were “Brazilian Fart Fetish Lesbians” and “Fart Sniffing Girl.” We found the teen romp “Fart Fetish from Hot Drunk Schoolgirl and Kink Boyfriend” 13 pages deep into our search, and of course, “Ass Licking Shit Gay Fart Fetish.”

While the production value on some of these films were really impressive, the fart fetish thing didn’t really tickle our sphincter. Perhaps we’re uptight, maybe a little prude, or unwilling to explore our sexuality to the fullest.

Nevertheless, Nacy Garce’s television fart tops our list of funny this week.

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