Porn Valley- If all goes according to plan, the Porn Olympics already has a new event in consideration for next year – alcohol coma. When roll call was taken this past Saturday at the KSEX-run event in Encino, porn’s golden gal Teagan Presley, herself a KSEX co-ho, was AWOL. And that was pretty much the way it remained all day with the DVSX team, for whom Presley was supposed to compete, being minus one of its key members. Given three days to come up with an excuse why she was the only porn star absent from the event, Presley on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com, Tuesday night provided an alibi second only to the famous a dog ate my homework one.

Guy Capo, himself one of the KSEX gentry who broke rocks in the hot sun to run a stellar event, brought the subject up. Asked what she was up to, Presley said she was having a hectic day. “You must have,” Capo stated slyly. “Because we missed you this weekend. We expected to see you.” Presley, who’s on the fast track to become the adult industry equivalent of Tara Reid, said she “over slept.” Presley, with obviously little remorse, claimed she woke up at 9 in the evening after a prior night of boozing with the girls of L.A. Direct. “Like Hannah harper and Rio Mariah and August.” Three sheets to the apparent wind, Presley said she wound up falling asleep at 6 am Saturday morning. And when she finally woke up 15 hours later, went out again to party and evidently blew her whole Sunday by sleeping it off.

Capo, making a fine distinction between sleeping and passing out, pressed Presley for more details. Presley, 19, who’s in an apparent race to see which L.A. Club will have its license revoked for serving her, said she went out Saturday for drinks with her friends.

“I’m glad to see someone was partying this weekend while the rest of us were BUSTING our ass in the sun,” mused Capo. “You were certainly missed.” Presley’s rationale for missing an important p.r. gig was that she had a three-week work schedule coming up and needed a weekend to have fun.