from www.seattleweekly.com – Crossing the border into Canada is becoming a trickier and trickier operation. Used to be all one needed was an ID card or a case of LaBatt Blue to get by. These days, however, folks need a passport, and are often subjected to thorough searches of their car and person.

And if you’re like me and carry an old cedar chest full of porn films wherever you go, making sure you know which films are allowed and which aren’t is important.

To that end, here’s a partial list of acceptable porn, gleaned from information released by the Canadian Border Services Agency.

For example:

A Nightmare on Twink Street is OK for Canada!

But It’s OK, She’s My Stepdaughter 5 is not.

Here are a few more examples.

OK for Canada:

Defiled: Anonymous Internet Sex Addiction
Don’t Tell Mommy I Fucked My Stepdad
S&M Hunter
Cotton Panty Girls
Virgin Auction

Not OK for Canada:

I Told You Not To Call The Police
Texas Vibrator Massacre
Fist and Piss
Cougar Time
Oh! My Sex Goddess

Here’s the entire list: http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/canadianboarderimportedlist.pdf [cut & paste]