from www.queerty.com – Even baby gays have heard the hallowed name Jeff Stryker, one of the most famous gay-porn stars of the 1980s and ’90s. More than his physique, Stryker (born Charles Casper Peyton) was legendary for his amazing ability to bark orders at bottoms.

“Suck that dick!”

“Yeah, eat that ass!”

It’s not for nothing that John Waters called Stryker “The Cary Grant of porn.”

Alas, Stryker’s fame—cemented in flicks like In Hot Pursuit, Bigger Than Life and the heterosexual blockbuster Jamie Loves Jeff—has faded in recent years. After taking a stab at the “legitimate” stage with shows like Jeff Stryker Does Hard Time and “A Sophisticated Evening with Jeff Stryker” (produced by Bruce Vilanch no less), Stryker, 49, has been reduced to appearing in a clip on the website for Los Angeles bankruptcy attorney Jennifer Aragon—who happens to be his girlfriend.

Stryker pops up automatically—much like in his porn heyday—when you click on the site, but the only bitch he’s ordering around is his dog, Cody.

“Cody stop. Sit! Good girl.” Even if you close your eyes, Stryker’s leisure-suit-and-Hai Karate voice is unmistakable as he talks about filing bankruptcy in the state of California.

In fact, we prefer watching it with eyes closed. Oh yes, Mr. Stryker, we’re straining under all this debt. We need some relief!

* See the clip: www.queerty.com/time%E2%80%94and-the-economy%E2%80%94has-not-been-kind-to-porn-legend-jeff-stryker-20111128/