from www.adultcybermart.com – Along with Rob Lowe and Kurt Russell, Stormy Daniels shares a birthday on March 17th, which makes her a Pisces.

Ruled by Neptune, these are difficult people to figure out. They can be funny as all hell one minute, evidenced by the fact that Daniels does have a flair for comedy and comedy writing. But they can be morbidly depressed the next. Thus the Pisces sign of fish swimming in opposite directions.

Pisces like to keep their business to themselves and avoid the headlines. But fate, often in matters involving the opposite sex, drags them into situations way over their heads.

We’ve seen that now a couple of times with Daniels as her domestic imbroglios have become fodder for the Internet.

Just this weekend, Daniels’ tumultuous relationship with industry publicist Mike Moz made the news on TMZ. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=51914

This isn’t the first time for these two lovebirds, and Daniels’ Tarot cards will tell you this is a union that should never have been considered to begin with.

The March 17th Pisces female draws attention to herself but has trouble dealing with men [daddy issues] and will go through many “husbands” during a course of a lifetime. The best Christmas present to give a March 17th Pisces woman is the number of a good bail bondsman or divorce attorney.

Otherwise, the best man for the self-conscious Pisces woman is the one possessed of iron will and nerves of steel who won’t put up with all her crap, but one that she also respects. Otherwise she walks all over you like a Geisha on a sore back.

I used the word husbands in quote because the “escapist” Pisces woman is always on the lookout for the bigger and better romantic deal. The males aren’t much different. The fact that Lowe and Russell keep a low profile with their long standing relationships suggests that they have way too much at stake, professionally, to be dragged in and out of court rooms. That’s the reason why the word “mistress” was invented.

Whereas porn chicks, public scandal is what they do, and what they’re good at. Pisces women become promiscuous quicker than a runny nose. So the best way to deal with the romantic-cynic Pisces woman is not marry her but have her as a friend. The way some people value dogs on a higher level than humans, is the way Pisces women regard friends over husbands.

Daniels’ “draw” card in her reading is the Knight of Wands. In my system this is the moving on card. This could be a change of address or a change of career. I see Daniels preparing exit strategies.

The Knight of Wands also describes a person who kicks up a storm so Daniels’ choice of name is quite apt. The Knight of Wands is also one who serves an eviction notice or a temporary restraining order. The fact that it’s showing up in Daniels’ cards puts that TMZ story right on the mark.

The Knight of Wands also means that you’re dealing with unpleasant people or circumstances and hence wasting valuable energy that could have been committed to other enterprises. The Knight of Wands also predicts a financial settlement, so my suspicion is that the Stormy-Moz situation might get real legal and someone’s going to have pay someone else off.

In Daniels’ reading the Knight of Wands is aspected by the Nine of Pentacles which tells us that fortune looks favorably upon Daniels.

[It might also have something to do with the fact that she’s a paid shill for .XXX domains and is being compensated handsomely. Which is what the cards are saying.]

The Nine of Pentacles is also what I like to call the wealthy widow card. The card depicts a woman alone, but one who is prosperous.

It often shows up in the readings of female CEOs and women who’ve sacrificed love in favor of a career. Even if she consents to marriage, this is a woman who makes you sign a pre-nup, and thus takes all the fun out of courtships and pre-marital skinny dipping.

Her physical allure is obvious, and her offers can be tempting, but read the fine print. The Seven of Pentacles also comes into play which means that Daniels has way too much on her mind right now to be considering another marriage although the TMZ story states that she has a fiancé.

Frankly, her cards say Stormy’s head just ain’t in the new romantic enterprise.

[The cards also see Daniels with a lesbian lover, a blonde or a strawberry blonde. Hey, I just read the cards.]

Daniels, on the other hand, is most happy in her own little world; and Pisces are very adept at creating alternate universes. Wow, I see another domestic squabble brewing possibly in the Capricorn period, December 21 to January 21. This one involves cops and mug shots.

For now Daniels is advised to keep a tight lid on any tendency to splurge because there may be some Internet enterprise or business that’ll she’ll be investing in [Springtime?]. I think the DVD end of her career is over for her because this other pursuit will be occupying her imagination and talents to a considerable degree.

The Pisces woman needs a good challenge, and I see it coming here.

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