Santa Claus didn’t come through this year, sad to say.

I asked for the electrifying Esperanza Gomez to show up naked at my front door. All I wanted was for her to bend ass-crack-over like she does in those BangBros movies and allow me the privilege of massaging her quivering Latina buttocks with Virgin olive oil.

Instead I got some LAPD cop hand-delivering a stack of my mail one morning at 5 AM claiming they arrested some scumbag who had broken into all the postal boxes at the Avalon-Woodland Hills apartment complex.

For the record, the cop looked more like Derek Hay than Esperanza Gomez who’s this Colombian-bred beauty and star of a number of “Assparade” scenes for BangBros. Esperanza has also done stuff for Playboy, and to her everlasting credit, is vibrantly nasty besides being positively beautiful.

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