from www.marksfriggin.com – Howard asked Melissa if Joan supports her. Melissa said that she’s supportive but she’s not supporting her. Howard asked what her arrangement is. Howard said that she has a very nice house. Melissa said the house looks bigger on TV. Joan said her room isn’t that big. Joan said she has the room that the used to call the maid’s room. Melissa said her mom lives with her and she doesn’t pay for anything. Howard asked if she offers to pay for anything. Melissa said she doesn’t.
Howard asked Joan what Melissa is doing to make money. Joan said that she’s in the porn industry. She’s going out with the head of Vivid [Steve Hirsch]…
…Howard said that Joan didn’t like Melissa’s first husband. Joan said she likes him more now. She said that it’s not about who she likes. It’s about who makes Melissa happy. Melissa asked what he says to his kids. Howard said that his kids don’t listen to him.
Howard asked Joan if she likes this porno guy. Joan said she does. She said he’s so smart. Howard said he’s in the pornography industry. Howard said he knows Joan isn’t pleased with this. Melissa said that she really does like him. Joan said that she really does and she thinks that he’s very smart.
Howard asked Joan about the women who fuck on camera and if she thinks that it’s going to lead to disaster. Joan said that it may eventually. Howard said that the guy is surrounded by women in the porn industry. Melissa said that they were introduced by friends. Melissa said that he says that people think that it’s going to be an orgy in the office but it’s really just a business…
…Howard asked Melissa how she dates this guy. Melissa said that they only see each other on the days they don’t have their kids. Howard asked if they ever watch the porno movies together. She said they don’t. She did go to the porno awards though. Melissa said that her mom asked if she could get a swag bag from the awards…
…Howard said he’s warped out from the whole porn thing. He said it must be intimidating to her. Melissa said she tries not to think about it.
Howard said Joan knows that Melissa should be showing off her body while she has a good one. Howard said Joan is in show business and she knows. Howard asked what she should be wearing now. Joan said she should have very high heels on. Howard asked what she had on. Melissa said she was wearing flats. Joan said she’s 165 years old and she’s in high heels. Howard said she’s going to think that she should have done something with it when she gets older. He said she’s going to have regrets. Howard said she should be showing it off to men and women. Melissa said her mom wanted her to do Playboy. She said that she got another offer to do a porn thing but she turned that down. Melissa said that she’s not going to do something like that. She said she was raised with moral fiber.
Howard asked Joan if she has seen her daughter naked. Joan said she did and she’s totally shaved. Howard asked if she really looked. Joan said she saw a little bit of hair there. She said it may have been initials. Howard said that Robin shaves it all off. Joan said she’s upset that she got a porn offer and didn’t tell her about it.
…Howard asked Melissa about the guy she dated before the porn guy. Melissa said that her mom didn’t like him. She said that he was living a second life with a lot of relationships online. She said that was like cheating to her so she broke it off. She said she found out when she went on the computer and saw that he had forgotten to close a bunch of pages. She said that it came to light that one of the tabloids had gotten him soliciting people.
Joan said that she was glad that it was over. Melissa said it was tough for her and her son Cooper. She said that she was going through fertility treatments at the time. Howard asked why he would do that. Melissa said it turned out that he was doing this for about a year and a half. She said she found out about the sites that he was using and it was going on for a long time. She said that she found it around 6 in the morning and she called telling him she was breaking it off. That day she got calls about the stuff that the tabloids were buying. Joan said this was all happening on their TV show ”Joan and Melissa” in real time. Melissa said she threw the computer over the balcony and all of that.
Howard asked how Melissa told her son. Melissa said she turned it into an internet safety lesson for him. She said that people make mistakes and there are bad people out there online. She said she told him what he did and not really why. She said she told him that he had inappropriate relationships with people online. She did let him say goodbye to Cooper though. She said she let him talk to him twice and Cooper didn’t want to talk to him anymore. Melissa said she went crazy over this whole thing.
Howard asked if Cooper has met the porn guy yet. Melissa said that he has casually but she’s being very careful now. Howard asked how she has the discipline to do that. Howard said that if she wants to be with the boyfriend she might just bring him into the house and forget about the kid. Melissa said that she’s not doing that. She said that the porn guy is doing the same with his kid.