Porn Valley- When she’s not pressing her ham on Pamela Peaks’ cooking show, Rubee Tuesday is making occasional appearances on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com. Fresh from a trip to Europe, Rubee, www.rubeetuesday.com was on The Wanker Show a couple of weeks ago. As far as her website goes, Rubee said she had just done a content exchange with Porsche Lynn. “That was a rough day,” Tuesday laughs. “She dominated me.” Wankus was quick to note that Lynn, who’s a mousepad in his office, was a sweetheart. “That’s the closest I get to touching her.”
“Her and her significant other, Angus, are really, really cool people,” Rubee agreed. Hoping to make a cow joke, Wankus wondered if Angus were white. Rubee said he was from England and Tuesday, herself, just got back from London. “We were talking about England. I had a really good time with them. They’re good people.” In their scene together, Tuesday said she played the sub. “It was great- especially when she was rubbing her tits all over my back and stroking me. This is rough!” Tuesday laughed about loving her job. Asked what she was doing over in London, TRuesday explained that her son had just graduated high school with honors. “He turned 18 in London.” Tuesday said her son had also bought beer in Paris which was weird for her.
Tuesday noted that her and her girlfriend Katanya had also gone to the Pere LaChaise cemetery where Jim Morrison was buried. “I had to put a red rose on his grave.” Tuesday explained that she got her first orgasm masturbating and thinking about him. “It was my first rock star crush and it was really cool to visit his grave.” When Tuesday discovered beer in her refrigerator, her son told her that he could buy beer now in Europe. “Oh my God it’s my baby!” Because she herself doesn’t drink any more, Rubee said the whole thing was strange for her.
Because there were a lot of cute guys hanging around the grave, according to her, Tuesday told her friend Katanya that maybe they could get lucky. “I like hanging out in cemeteries anyway.” It was noted that Tuesday hangs out in a lot of the bondage and Goth clubs in L.A. Tuesday said she got to go to one in London called the Slimelight. “I could not believe how well dressed the Goths in London are,” she said. “This gorgeous Goth guy just smiled at me, came up to me, grabbed my hand and kissed me.” Wankus wondered what exactly constituted a gorgeous Goth guy. “Does he have the black lipstick on?” Tuesday said he was tall and striking looking, long haired and very well dressed. “That kind of presence.”
Tuesday said she also went to the clubs in the Red Light district next to the Moulin Rouge. “Some of those Paris Goth guys reminded me of the movie Interview with a Vampire. One came up to me speaking French. He was really gorgeous.” In their course of an attempted conversation- because he didn’t speak English well- the guy asked Tuesday if they could get together after the show. “He didn’t ask me my name.”
Although she was with her son, Tuesday said she was so tempted after the show to send him in a cab back to the hotel. “It was all these guys. But I didn’t get laid on that trip.” Wankus said it would have been convenient- what with them being foreigners. “You wouldn’t have to take their call again!”
Getting a late start in the porn industry, Rubee will have been in the business five years in December. However she worked in a strip clube when she was in her early Twenties. “And I did one magazine called Slick Chicks where I shaved.” She also worked in a legal brothel. “I did sex work when I was younger.” Rubee said she wanted to do on-camera work and went to World Modeling when she she was 21. A photographer told her she could make a lot more money at a legal brothel called Candy’s. Wankus painted a first time scenario of when Tuesday was faced with a prospect of banging a fat Iranian. “Take me there.”
Tuesday said that’s not what happened but she did get to service Jackson Browne. “For two hours,” she said. “I was a punk rocker then. I played this song for him Sit On My Face- Stevie Nicks. He loved it.” Then, according to Tuesday Browne asked her opinion about a song he wrote called Running On Empty. “I said not bad.” Wankus said he knew a lot of girls growing up that would have been pissed at Tuesday for fucking Jackson Browne. “And he paid me!” she added.
Tuesday said it was weird for her at first but that the girls in the brothel were really nice and helpful to her. “The guy that ran the place told me the prices but they said, no, no, no. These are the real prices, of course they were higher. His prices were bullshit.” Tuesday said one of the girls became her roommate and they were really close knit. “If a girl got hired there and we didn’t like her, we’d do things to get her fired.” Her next career move, according to Tuesday, was going into rehab. Tuesday said she became a Christian missionary for a time then got married whereupon her sex life diminished greatly. “He had very narrow views on spirituality,” she said. Later she got her Bachelors at USC Santa Barbara. Wankus said he was on radio there about that time. “You even might have listened to me.”
Tuesday also got her teaching credentials and taught for a couple of years. “I burned out my second year because I had a drinking and drug problem. Then I wasted a few years.” According to Tuesday, porn was always something she wanted to do and sees it as her getting a second chance in life. “I’m going to do what I want to do.” Tuesday said she eventually got tired of making movies like Cum Guzzling Grannies and Fossil Fuckers, though, and drifted into the S&M field.
“I’m over 40 but I don’t think I look like an old granny,” she feels. “I thought in fetish they’re not so hung up on age. I crossed over to the other side to do the dom/sub-thing. There’s Dominatrixes in their Fifties, so I figure I’ve got a few good years left.”