Sean writes: We don’t make the news, we just exploit it.
The Tamakeri award goes to an Egyptian man named Ramadan.
Local newspaper reports say that he was at an Internet cafe when curiosity overcame him and he felt a sudden need to visit the seedier parts of the net. It was there he allegedly found not one, not ten, but eleven pornographic films starring his wife and her “pre-marriage boyfriend.”
He confronted his wife with evidence of her extramarital exploits, and she reportedly confessed to never having loved him throughout their 16-year marriage. Sounds like a typical porn marriage to me.
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The Sealed with a Kiss award goes to former football coach, Bobby Petrino.
Notes from the university’s investigation revealed that this idiot’s relationship with his mistress dated back more than a year, with the former Arkansas coach sending her candy, calling her a “close friend” and suggesting the affair that cost him his job started with a kiss over lunch last fall.
However, the university discovered 326 phone calls and 7,228 text messages between the two that date back further, to April 2011.
Boy that must have been some knockout kiss because I’ve spent a lot of money on broads myself, but never on a kiss that cost me $3.53 million annually.
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The Stacey Donovan Robot Sex award goes to a pair of crackpot New Zealand researchers who claim that robots will replace prosties by the year 2050.
The researchers envision an imaginary sex club in Amsterdam called Yub-Yum, where sex tourists pay 10,000 euros ($13,191) for massage, lap dances and straight sex acts from these lifelike sex robots strutting around the club.
The club would resemble others in Amsterdam’s Red Light District, the researchers wrote, saying Yub-Yum would contain “sexual gods and goddesses of different ethnicities, body shapes, ages, languages and sexual features.”
Sexually transmitted diseases and infections would be non-existent because the sex robots would be made of bacteria-resistant fiber that would be flushed of human fluids after the sex acts.
If you ever watched Stacey Donovan fuck on film back in the 80s you would have realized sex robots are nothing new.
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Finally, Brooke Haven gets the Janet Leigh Nude Shower Sequence Award, named after the actress who didn’t appear [there was a body double] in the often imitated slasher scene from Psycho.
Many female performers from the adult industry have made cross overs into the mainstream film market, particularly the horror genre. But what most people fail to realize, and the performers as well, it’s not for their thespian qualities. There’s probably a naked shower sequence somewhere lurking in that movie, and most Hollywood actresses are reluctant these days [embarrassing clips showing up on the Internet] to disrobe. So what does a studio do? Hire a good looking porn chick to do the dirty work.
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