There is a shocking picture in one of the AVN.com photo galleries. And no, it’s not Amber Lynn looking like an old transsexual.
It’s about seven pictures into the 1st gallery of The Hollywood Show, an event recently organized by David Bertolino, who wrote and produced The Deep Throat Scandal. It’s a pretty good play about Harry Reems.
The fact that AVN put this picture up and labeled it the way they did just shows you the lack of respect for the business, the lack of knowledge about the business and it shows you that AVN.com is nothing more than a tube site in the making and by this time next year they will not be what you see today.
They have a picture of a man by the name of Troy Mainwarin. That is his real name. His stage name is Jack Hammer.
Jack Hammer is a performer who was in the business a decade ago. I used to use Jack Hammer a lot. He was actually a good dude, he was a little weird. But he was a good dude, he was always cool with me, he entertained me. He was the guy who got fucked in his ass by Annabel Chong and this girl Donna Warner for an Elegant Angel movie called Abuse of Power back in 1997 and they shot fake cum in his mouth. That is who Troy Mainwarin was.
He later got in trouble and went to jail for like 8-9 years. He went to jail for a while.
Now AVN has a picture of Troy up on AVN.com. And do you know what the name they have under him is? You’re never gonna guess, ladies and gentlemen.
They have him listed as Cal Jammer.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, they have a picture of a man by the name of Jack Hammer aka Troy Mainwaring and the picture has a AVN watermark. And under that picture, in red letters, they have him listed as Cal Jammer.
Cal Jammer has been dead for almost two decades. Cal Jammer shot himself in the head. He killed himself. Cal Jammer was a pretty famous porn guy who was married to Jill Kelly. He was part of the porn crew back in the 80’s and 90’s. Tom Byron knew him, they worked together. He worked for everybody, he was a staple in the business. He married Jill Kelly.
The fact of the matter is that he and Jill Kelly broke up and the rumor is that is what led Cal to blowing his brains out. Because he was so distraught over his breakup with Jill Kelly.
This is somebody who was very tied into the business. He was not just some nobody. And for AVN and the people at AVN to actually label a photograph of Jack Hammer and call him Cal Jammer is beyond ridiculous. It’s disgusting, it’s pathetic and it just shows you that AVN is so irrelevant. It shows you that AVN is a fucking joke.
All of you animals who are desperately hoping to win an AVN award trophy that, in my time, actually meant something, when you guys win them it means nothing. It’s not the same company. It’s a fucking joke.
The biggest evidence that they are a joke is that they would label Jack Hammer as a dead Cal Jammer. Cal has been dead for a very long time, he blew his fucking brains out over his breakup with a girl named Jill Kelly, who was very famous and everybody knew that story. It has been reported in the history books of this business.
The fact that nobody at AVN bothered to check or even realize that they had labeled Jack Hammer as Cal Jammer shows that they are beyond irrelevant and out of touch and the people that run that magazine have no idea what they’re doing and that everything I said about them is true. And mark my words, AVN will be done by this time next year.
The print magazine is going to be discontinued in about five months and changed to an online entity. The awards show and everything about AVN will be changed dramatically. Because the magazine, the company itself, is done. It’s over. It’s finished.
Take a look at AVN.com and the Hollywood Show gallery and you will see that I am not lying that they have a picture of Jack Hammer and they label him the dead Cal Jammer. You can’t get any more retarded than that, ladies and gentlemen. You really can’t.
I could see labeling him as Tom Byron. I can see labeling him as Rob Black. But for them to label him as one of the most famous porn actors to ever kill themselves, that everybody knew, just shows that the people at AVN are completely incompetent and they’re fucking retarded.
So kudos to AVN. You have finally shown your complete and utter incompetence and irrelevance. You have proved my point stronger than anybody ever could.
Steve Javors, you are a genius. Peter Warren, you are a genius. Theo Sapoutzis, Sharan Street and the entire AVN brain trust. Great job over there.
Cal Jammer is back from the dead. He’s got his thumb up and he’s ready to bone all of the hideous porn chicks at the AVN Show.
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