New York- KSEX peejay Alexis Amore was on the Howard Stern show this morning to spin the wheel of sex and was subjected to a number of humiliating things to do in order to give out some promotional plugs. Unfortunately KSEX, www.ksexradio.com wasn’t one of the plugs. But the real humiliation was for Amore to sit in the studio with her thumb up her Latina ass while Stern elected to tell stories, virtually ignoring her.
“She’s put together this one,” declared Artie Lange in a moment when Amore was actually the center of attention. Amore announced that she had just done a movie – Top Notch Bitches- with Gina Lynn Productions. Stern took that as a cue to go on a riff about attempting to jerk off to porn the night before.
“A Jenna Jameson movie but I didn’t understand it. It was too artsy-fartsy. I had to fast forward through a lot of creepy stuff. It was like her in a monster outfit. It was like trying to be a real movie.” Gary Dell’Abate who excels in music trivia but doesn’t know dick about porn, suggested it might have been Cutthroat Island. “The pirate movie.” Cutthroat Island is a Gena Davis movie. The Jenna pirate movie is Conquest.
Asked for her personal favorite, Amore said it was Sizzling Salsa with Stern noting the obious that Amore was Latina. “You do Latina films.” Which prompted another Stern diversion about how he watches adult videos on demand. “I couldn’t access anything. I ordered this one about teenage bitches. I couln’t access it. They said you’re not able to access. I’m laying there nude, in my bed, fully aroused. All I needed was three seconds. I get out of bed and now I’m pissed as crap.” Stern then told another story about how an in-apartment business meeting didn’t allow him to get to bed until ten. “I’m going to be exhausted- I get crazy.” Stern then got a call from his girlfriend asking him if he had Scores girls at the apartment. “She knows I’m up to shenanigans.” But Stern claims he doesn’t have Scores girls over. He then discussed with Beth how he was going to pleasure himself. “But this is to get to sleep.”
Stern bragged to Amore he could get off in two seconds. “When you’re with those guys, they last for an hour. Those are a bunch of homos. They’re on homo pills or something. I don’t see how those guys hold out.” Amore said she didn’t know how they did, either. Amore said some of her scenes go two hours. Artie thought anyone lasting two hours with Amore was smoking gay weed.
“Does that make you feel like you’re not even hot?” Stern asked her. “Can it be, like, gee, I’m not turning this guy on? He can hold out for two hours?”
Back to his masturbation story, Stern said he had his box of tissues and coursed through the on demand menu with its Asian and Latin sections. “I don’t normally go for the Latins or the black section. You know you guys are called exotics. It’s kind of racist to call you exotics.” Failing to note that “you guys” is also derogatory in discussions about race, Stern also noted that blacks and Puerto Ricans tend to get lumped together. Amore volunteered the fact that she was Peruvian. “Where’s that from? Peru?” Stern asked. [No, those are Peru-ans, like what old people have for breakfast.]
Stern asked Amore if she got her boob job in Peru but was very complimentary about her ass. “That’s mint.”
Stern then asked Amore if she liked sex or if she was in it for the money. Amore said she loved sex. “They tell you to say that,” Stern suspected. Amore was insistent. “It is good money…” Amore said her boobs are saline.
“I like fake boobs, and I like them big like that,” said Stern who figures he’ll have to start watching Latina films. Then he went back to his masturbation story. “I’m laying in bed totally nude with my underpants down around my ankles. I’m ready to go and the goddamn On Demand doesn’t work.” Stern said he goes through a whole elaborate process for picking out a movie. It was also noted that some guys manage to rub one out during the previews calling it beat the clock. That’s when Stern grabbed the artsy-fartsy Jameson movie.
Asked if she did orgy scenes, Amore said she’s done a couple. “That scene in Top Notch Bitches is two girls and a guy.” Amore said her specialty was oral sex. “It’s a Latin thing,” she explained. Examining her body, Stern observed that Amore had tattoos on her belly. “I can do without those. That’s a little white trash. And that tattoo on your ass is ruining perfection. You don’t not need that.”
On the spin the wheel, Amore was required to eat the edible underwear off of High Pitch Erik. “Am I allowed to puke?” Amore asked. It was explained that real edible underwear had been obtained but that Erik’s body sweat had melted it. “Can I jut eat the tip?” Amore asked. Another girl, Anna, had been waiting in the green room and was brought on. She plugged www.voyeurdorm.com. Because she got that plug in, Anna had to take a spin of the wheel which required smelling Benjyis ass for a minute. But since he didn’t want to do it, Erik got down on all fours.
“A full minute you have to smell his ass,” Stern instructed her. Apparently the room was filled with ass odor. “Dude, I can totally smell it,” said Dell’Abate. “Oh my God!” Urged to get her face in there, Anna confessed that she was breathing through her mouth. Stern asked High Pitch the last time he bathed, and Erik said it was that morning. Stern said he was lying and asked why it stunk so bad. Anna said it was pretty bad and accepted Stern’s description of rotten feces. Benji said if a crap took a crap that’s what it smelled like.
Amore plugged her website, www.alexisamorexxx.com