According to Malora Malone, she sat at the foot of Larry Flynt at the age of 5 1/2; claims to have had an affair with John Kerry which was threatening to have her deported and knows Jenna Jameson. Except Jenna doesn’t apparently know her.

Jenna writes: Hi Gene, I was just reading the Malora Malone interview. The funny thing is, she says she knows me… but for the life of me, I can’t place her. Did she by any chance say how she knew me? I saw her pictures and I honestly don’t recognize her. – JJ

Gene sez: You might have known her from her other performing name, Delusiona Grandeur