Porn Valley- Vivid girls Savanna Samson, Brianna Banks, Tera Patrick and Mercedez were on Howard Stern this morning. And while they were competing for a prize of $5,000, race relations might have regressed about 50 years. That was the first thing Stern brought up- the fact that the women don’t work with black guys.

“All of you are Vivid women- signed to the highest contract in porn,” Stern announced. “You have achieved the top of the ladder.”

“It’s one thing to be a porn star- quite another to be a Vivid girl,” Samson agreed.

“You girls have to be super hot to be Vivid girls,” Stern continued. “They don’t just take any slob.” Asked how one becomes a Vivid girl, Samson, speaking on behalf of the group, said there are certain qualities the company looks for- girls that can hold their own. “And have some kind of class to them.” Speaking of class, Stern then added the race comment.

“I was reading your notes- and all of you refuse to do black guys on film,” Stern pointed out. “There’s still that taboo. Did you notice that? Each one has said that in your bio.”

Samson said that didn’t pertain to her.

“It’s still a big deal. If you do a black guy your price can do, can’t it?” asked Stern. Patrick agreed with that assessment. Another one of the girls, perhaps Banks, said it was about losing fan base.”

“It’s good ol’ fashioned racism,” chimed in Artie Lange. Patrick said a lot of their fans expect certain things of them. “If our fans don’t like it they don’t want us to do it; and if they see us do it, they might turn away and not be our fans any more.” It was hard to tell who was saying it, but one of the girls, probably Banks from the sounds of it, said she was not attracted to black men. “I have a lot of black friends but I’m not attracted to black men.”

Stern then went on to talk about Banks’s worst moment in porn. “You were with a guy- you were forced to dress like a young girl, endure 8 hours of muddy sex.” Banks said she was made to shave. “He pretty much didn’t tell me anything I was getting myself in to. Half way through it was like if I don’t finish, I don’t get paid. So I kept going and he did some pretty vile stuff. I ended up dropping out for two months and came back as Brianna Banks. It was that bad.”

Banks, however, said she likes rough sex and likes to be choked, slapped and likes anal films, according to Stern.You like guys to spit in your mouth.” Banks said that was also true. “If I’m in the moment, it’s awesome.” Stern pointed out that Banks is bisexual. “You were so nervous the first time you worked with Jenna Jameson that you puked on Jenna’s feet,” Stern continued. “That’s not hot.”

Banks explained that she was doing Jameson’s interactive DVD.

“I was the girl you couldn’t see. And she was the girl that all the guys had up on the wall. I actually met her and I was so nervous to work with her, I threw up on her feet. I kind of broke the ice between us. She thought I was so cute. We kind of cleaned it up and from there we’ve been really good friends.”

Reading from Banks’s bio, Stern also noted that Banks went to school and worked part time at age 12 to support herself and her sister. “At age 18 you were awarded legal custody of your sister. Your parents must have been a mess.” Banks agreed calling it a train wreck.

Banks said her father still lives in Germany and her mother lives in California. “I moved out when I was 14. My sister was 12. I took her with me. We ran away and bounced from house to house. I moved 13 times until the time I hit 18.” Stern suspected that it was brilliant parenting to thank for Banks’s porn career.

“Hopefully your sister will go into a life of porn.” Banks didn’t think so stating that her sister was a complete opposite from her. “She’s very shy.” Banks said her sister, however, was very proud of her porn accomplishments. “But, no, she would never get in porn.” Asked what was so bad at home that would force the issue of Banks’s leaving, Banks said her mother was a very heavy drinker and got very abusive. Banks said she originally wanted to be a lawyer but that didn’t happen. Banks said she started out being on the cover of Teen Magazine. “Then it escalated and more and more clothes came off and here I am.” Banks was never a stripper, though.

Stern asked Samson if stripping becomes boring. “The kicks aren’t as great and then you say I want to be a porn star- I want people to know me?” Savanna was in agreement. “I think you reach a point where you want to do so much more with your life than stay out all night long in clubs.” Samson said it was boring being in the same club and dealing with the same guys who come in all the time. “But when you feature you go to different clubs.”

When asked, Mercedez said she’d give a guy a lap dance if she features. Mercedez said she went into porn because there was nothing left for her to accomplish in stripping. “I won pageants and awards and did all the magazines. There was nothing left to do.”

Stern announced he was offering one of the girls $5,000, the one who emerged victorious in the porn Olympics. In an elimination round, the girls were required to deep throat a sausage. Mercedez told Stern she didn’t think she’d be able to compete.

“It sounds like you’re afraid of the sausage,” said Stern. Asked if she could win the event, Patrick said she was more afraid of Banks. “I’ve worked with Brianna and I know what Brianna can do.” Banks said she has no gag reflex at all. Samson said she’d try it though she has gag reflexes. “I’ll try it- I guess.” Mercedez was given the first shot and, according to Stern, took 3 1/4 inches.

Banks made her attempt, and, according to Stern, consumed almost the whole sausage. It was six inches. With that, Artie wondered why she wouldn’t do black guys. Patrick’s attempt was at 4 1/4 inches and Savanna’s was five inches. Mercedez was eliminated.Stern gave a plug to Mercedez’ website. www.mercedezxxx.com

“I have a live cam once a week,” she explained. “I have my diary updated three times a week and my updates are like every two days. They’re hardcore and girl-girl; and there’s some stuff of me and Tera on there that’s really good.” Mercedez also suggested that if she had been given an opportunity to go last, she could have done better. Stern took her up on it and Mercedez did 4 1/4 inches on the second try.

On the next elimination round, the girls were required to endure the restraint of the tickle chair, the winner being the one who could hold out the longest without making an audible laugh. Patrick, who made a notable appearance in the chair a few months ago, lasted 15 seconds. Patrick, www.clubterra.com mentioned that she and Banks just finished a movie together called Collision Course. Patrick said there was a lot of beauty footage. “Me in red leather; her in black leather. It’s very fetishy, then, boom, we collide together and have amazing sex.”

It was the first time they worked together but Patrick didn’t think the movie would be released until next summer. Stern was curious if Patrick and Banks get nasty in the movie. Patrick said there was some neck grabbing.

“I didn’t want to scare her off our first movie together,” said Banks.

Savanna who was new to the tickle chair, showed absolutely no response as well as Banks. “Light her on fire- let’s see if she has a reaction,” Stern said of Banks.

In the final round Samson and Banks competed to see who could catch a meatball with their ass cheeks. Banks asked if Stern was kidding. It was readily apparent that the meatballs were too big to possibly land in butt cleavage with Artie commenting that it smelled like someone shot a porno at his grandmother’s. “I’m covered in meat sauce,” yelled Stern.

It was decided that with the tie, Banks, www.briannabanks.com and Samson, www.savannasamson.com would split the five grand.