Porn Valley- On their KSEX show, www.ksexradio.com Friday, Gauge and Flexxx got into a discussion on what should not be in porn.

Armed with a nomination, Flexxx said he went to a site devoted to crack ‘hos. “Stuff- that’s really off the wall. I went to the site. He would write up all this shit and it was fuckin’ funny as hell as he would write up the description. So I’m scrolling down the goddamned page and I see a picture. It’s a lady. It’s a lady with pantyhose. It’s a lady with shit in her pantyhose. She had this mountain of shit in her pantyhose. I do not consider this porn.”

Gauge wondered if Flexxx, as well, considered pots and pan handles as employed by Bridgette Kerkove. www.bkmax.com

“I would say what they do is porn- they do have sex in there,” Gauge stated. “But a lot of objects? Do you consider that porn?” Flexxx was willing to make the distinction between fetishes “and some gross out sick shit”. Flexxx said at the top of his nominations for stuff that shouldn’t be in porn is shit. But Gauge was of the opinion that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, including shit.

“I took a shit for $200 one time,” Gauge added. “I really did.” Gauge said it was one of the first movies she was in. “It was an anal scene and I felt the urge where I had to go.” Gauge said she had to go to the bathroom because if she had an accident it wouldn’t be cool in her opinion. She was told by the crew that they film such material. “We’ll give you a hundred dollars- no you give me two hundred dollars. They were, like okay.”

Gauge said she got the money. “I don’t see what the big deal is because it’s like no one’s ever seen my ass gape before, anyways. Mr. Hankie just wasn’t in there.”

Flexxx said he could go around the corner and see the local bum shit in an alley for free if he wanted to. “I don’t want that sold to me as porn.” Flexx also wanted to add vomit to the list. Gauge said she’s vomited a few times and would keep that in there. “I’ve gagged a few times in the movies because the fucking cock knocked out my gagger. It punched my gagger out and I automatically vomited.”

“We have this magical thing called editing,” Flexxx replied, stating that, in his humble opinion, shit, piss and vomit were out. “Except for maybe, sweat, vaginal juices and semen- those are okay because they’re involved in sex.” Flexxx said he could deal with pee but vomit was definitely on the list of exclusions.