Porn Valley- Kimmie Cream, often confused with Krispy Kreme, isn’t exactly a household name. Though she has been in the adult business about a year. But that’s all probably about to change. Cream and her Canadian accent, is now with L.A. Direct Models, www.ladirectmodels.com.

Kimmie, 19, was a guest of Brian and Cytherea, www.clubcytherea.com on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com Tuesday night, Brian & Cytherea filling in for Ginger Lynn. Cream explains that she’s shot movies [Internet-based] in Montreal and that this is her second time in L.A. She figures to have done 15 movies so far.

Cream, however, won’t do anal but not for lack of trying, she says. Cytherea said she has a problem as well. “They say that pressure of you taking a shit will go away- they’re lying.” Brian said it’s true, once you get past that first two inches in your asshole. Cytherea, begging to differ, remembered taking a big black dick all the way up her ass with the sensation still being there. She also mentioned a time that Julian fucked her in the ass. Brian remembered it being at a party.

Cream says she tries all the time. “I’ve got butt plugs- I’ve got dildos.”

Cream just shot a movie with Andrew Blake which required her to hang from a ceiling and she was talking a little about that. “It was really cool, he’s a good guy. It was really fun to shoot with him.” Cream said she had done another scene with Jean Valjean. Cytherea heard that he was great. “But I can’t have a conversation with the fucking guy- I can’t understand a fucking word. The accent just kills me.” Cream said being from Montreal she has no problem. “It’s not the same kind of French.”

Brian ventured to say that girls entering porn were either strung out on drugs, or “highly sexual, intelligent, slutty, naughty girls.” He excluded Cream from the first category. Asked her likes and dislikes, Cream said she’d choose to fuck a guy in the ass. She hasn’t done it as yet. “But I really want to. I’d love to do a guy in the ass.”

“The dirty fucks love it,” Cytherea agreed. “They fuckin’ love it.” The discussion ensued about guys taking it up the ass that have delicate almost woman-like features. But Cream said she wanted to violate a man.

Cream said she had been in contact with Derrick from L.A. Models for almost nine months before she went with them. Brian was of the opinion that with agencies springing up almost on a daily basis, L.A. Direct’s the best. “There may be new agencies out there as good as Direct Models but there’s certainly nobody better.” Cream said she loves everyone in that office.

Asked what brought her into the industry, Cream was frank with the fact that she had to pay her rent and was working first in a massage parlor [featuring happy endings] doing 12 hour shifts ever day. She answered an ad in a Montreal paper.

“I went and did a scene. I paid my rent. I literally did this for a month. I sat on my ass. I did nothing. I was, like, my rent’s paid.” Cream said she did a girl-girl scene with Judy Star. “I did a boy-girl scene directly after that one.”

Cream’s first time in California was back in September. She just got into town and plans to be here until December 10.

Brian drew a distinction with girls who work in the business- some who don’t seem to want to work with any guy and some- like Cytherea: “All I care about is the cock’s hard, we get through our scene and my check clears.” Cream puts herself in the easy-to-please category.

Asked what her goals were in porn, Cream said she’ll be in the business for awhile but has set her sights on taking some pet grooming courses. with the idea of opening a pet store. Cream said she already misses her dogs and she’s only been in town 24 hours.

Brian agreed that porn can either be a good career or a helluva starting off point for something else if you do it correctly. Brian was of the opinion that Cream could make it work. “It looks like you’ve got a good brain on your shoulders.”

Cream said the last time she was in town she was supposed to work with Peter North. “But he cancelled on me. I shot with somebody else.” Cream said she had really looked forward to working with North “But I was sad, like where did Peter North go? I was excited. I heard a lot of good things ‘abowt’ him. Everybody was saying that he was really fun to work with.”

“Huge loads,” mused Brian. Cytherea said she caught North on a down day. “And he still fucking drowned me.” Someone from the chatroom recognized Cream as having done an Ed Powers movie. Cream said she only did it around three weeks ago. “I don’t think it’s ‘oat’ yet.”

Among male talent, Cream said she’s enjoyed working with Anthony Hardwood. Cytherea said Hardwood was a guy who could make her ejaculate 12 feet.

But Cytherea said her bisexuality leans more towards women. “Women’s odor turns me on- their pussy smells.” Cream said better that than ball sweat.

“Dude, ball sweat is gross,” Cytherea replied. Among her future plans, Cythrea said she wanted to do a reverse bukkake and line up every squirter in the business and drown a guy. “He’s going to take a squirting that he’s never had before. I’m going to make sure that he gets every fucking drop.”

Brian suggested they all squirt right in the guy’s eye. “And then do that obligatory, oh, sorry honey, and flick it off with your thumb.”