Porn Valley- I was at Skeeter Kerkove’s, www.bxmax.com, Saturday afternoon for one of his shoots. And, instead of trying to pick winners out of my own ass this week in the Adultfyi NFL pool, Skeeter offered plenty of open female sphincter to choose from. There was double anal all over the place. But it will have been no consolation if the Eagles take it in the cheeks this weekend from the New York Giants.

By winning, the Birds will have clinced their fourth consecutive NFC East title. Wankus seems to think it will be the New York Giants coming out ahead in this clash which makes him the only brave soul in the group to stand alone. Usually the bandito of the group, Billy The Crystal, the arbiter of the spirit world, is going with The Birds. Now watch the Giants’ Jeremy Shockey catch all those passes that he dropped last week.

In a game that might look like a pushover, San Diego is at Kansas City. But San Diego at 7-3 has lost their last seven games at Kansas City and Kansas City at 3-7 is a scoring machine but so unpredictable that this one seems dead even. Sean from Porn Legends, www.pornlegends.com and Porno Steve see Kansas City. However The Crystal and the rest of the pack are going with San Diego. Who knows.

Another flip of the coin’er is Tennessee at Houston. Both teams come in at 4-6 but Houston defeated Tennessee earlier this year. So the smart guess is to say it ain’t going to happen twice. Nevertheless six of the Adultfyi’ers figure it’s going to happen again.

The Cleveland-Cincinnati game is another vibrant battle of the losers, but Cincinnati gets the pick from everyone in the pool.

Then you’ve got Washington at Pittsburgh. If ever an upset was ready to be had, this game offers it. Pittsburgh [9-1] at home late in the year is pretty much invincible. The Skins are only averaging 13 points a game and Pittsburgh has been shutting down their opponents this season like the Feds and mail order porn. Could be…could be an upset.

In the battle for the first round draft pick you’ve got Miami at San Francisco. Both teams come in at 1-9. The winner, in effect, loses. The loser wins. Miami gets the boost from Harry Weiss, Porno Steve, Chris R from KSEX, Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, Wankus, myself and The Crystal.

And then you’ve got Baltimore at New England, the second big game of the day. The Crystal is seeing Baltimore as well as Porno Steve. And they could be right. New England has won 16 straight at home so there’s another streak of theirs that might be in peril.

Here’s the schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks.

Tennessee at Houston; Washington at Pittsburgh; Philadelphia at New York Giants; Cleveland at Cincinnati; San Diego at Kansas City; Tampa Bay at Carolina; Jacksonville at Minnesota; New Orleans at Atlanta; Buffalo at Seattle; New York Jets at Arizona; Miami at San Francisco; Baltimore at New England; Oakland at Denver

Monday night: St. Louis at Green Bay.

Harry Weiss [111-51]: Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Cincinnati, San Diego, Carolina, Minnesota, Atlanta, Seattle, New York Jets, Miami, New England, Denver, Green Bay

Chris R from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com [105-57]: Houston, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Cincinnati, San Diego, Carolina, Minnesota, Atlanta, Seattle, New York Jets, Miami, New England, Denver, Green Bay

Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, www.adultdvdempire.com [104-58]: Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Cincinnati, San Diego, Carolina, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Buffalo, New York Jets, Miami, New England, Denver, Green Bay

Gene Ross [101-61]: Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Cincinnati, San Diego, Carolina, Minnesota, Atlanta, Buffalo, New York Jets, Miami, New England, Denver, Green Bay

Sean from Porn Legends, www.pornlegends.com [99-63]: Houston, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Cincinnati, Kansas City, Tampa Bay, Minnesota, Atlanta, Seattle, New York Jets, San Francisco, New England, Denver, Green Bay

Wankus from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com [95-67]: Houston, Pittsburgh, New York Giants, Cincinnati, San Diego, Carolina, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Buffalo, New York Jets, Miami, New England, Denver, Green Bay

Sports Swami [95-67]: Houston, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Cincinnati, San Diego, Carolina, Minnesota, Atlanta, Buffalo, Arizona, San Francisco, New England, Denver, Green Bay

Porno Steve [93-69]: Houston, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Cincinnati, Kansas City, Tampa Bay, Minnesota, Atlanta, Seattle, New York Jets, Miami, Baltimore, Denver, Green Bay

Steve from Las Vegas Novelties www.lvni.com [90-72]: Houston, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Cincinnati, San Diego, Tampa Bay, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Seattle, Arizona, San Francisco, New England, Denver, Green Bay

Billy The Crystal [85-77]: Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Cincinnati, San Diego, Tampa Bay, Minnesota, New Orleans, Buffalo, New York Jets, Miami, Baltimore, Oakland, St. Louis