New York- Anna Benson, the wife of New York Met’s pitcher Kris Benson was on Howard Stern today. Benson, a former stripper, drew listeners’ ire with her obnoxiousness. Benson, noted for screwing in baseball stadiums, also admits to having done maybe 30 porn tapes with her husband.

“Nobody cares about the plot in porn,” she told Stern. “I am a star in my own movies.” Stern brought up the rumor that Kris was traded by the Pittsburgh Pirates because Anna was a pain in the ass. Benson did not deny the stories. On other topics she mentioned that the last time she made out with another girl was about 8 years ago and that she gave her husband nude pix of herself for his 30th birthday. Stern was of the opinion, so what, he sees her naked all time.

Benson already has a game plan if her husband cheats on her. She plans to fuck everyone on the Mets’ baseball team.

Benson was wearing jeans and Stern took her to task for wearing them. The story Stern heard was that Benson was a stripper, wanted out of the life, so married Kris. “That’s not exactly what happened,” said Benson. “We were introduced by a mutual high school friend. We went to rival high schools together.” Noting that Benson winked at him, Stern asked if she and Kris were swingers. “Ever do other girls?” Benson said no.

“And you like to have sex in Shea Stadium.” Benson said she hasn’t fucked at Shea but has done it at other stadiums, such as Pittsburgh. But Benson clarified to say that it was done in a car. “Or inside the stadium area or wherever we could sneak off to.” Stern wondered why that venue. “We don’t have to,” Benson replied. “But we’re very busy because we have three children.” Benson said it was more of an available opportunity situation.

With the news of the three kids, Stern wanted to see her belly. “You don’t have that rubbery skin that chicks get after they have a baby,” Stern noted. Benson said it was hereditary.

Benson was a stripper when she was younger and admits to having been a single mother at the time. “I have a daughter from a previous marriage. I had a baby when I was 17.” Describing herself as tough as nails, Benson said she moved out of her parents’ home when she was 16 because she didn’t get along with her folks. Her ex-husband is a dentist. “He was 19, I was 17 and we had a child. The marriage lasted about a year and a half.”

Instead of sitting home and collecting welfare as a single mom, Benson said she did what she knew how to do best. Benson gave lap dances and Stern asked if she ever used her hand on a guy in a club.

“No!” responded Benson. “I wouldn’t even let one of those nasty men breathe my same air.” Stern thought that she was lying and may have done something for an extra $500. Benson said she’s meaner than hell and men wouldn’t want to have a dance from her. Asked if she ever knee’d a guy in the balls, Benson said she’s punched a guy in the face.

“How much is that?” Stern wanted to know. Benson said it depends if you want to get in her face. Benson grew up in Atlanta.

“You’re a bad ass, aren’t ya?” said Stern egging her on.

“I’ve been there,” Benson replied. Benson was apparently sporting some major rocks. She pointed to her engagement ring and it’s upgrade. “I had to do a lot of nasty stuff for this one,” she told Stern. Stern thought it was a waste of money when Benson had all the other money [her husband’s $27 million contract].

Benson didn’t sign a pre-nup but said the money is half hers. “I worked my tail off for every bit of it.” Stern asked how was that. Benson said she supervises her husband’s off season workouts and massages which drew a snicker from Artie Lange. “I take total care of him all the time. I helped with the negotiations of the contract we just did. He didn’t have anything to do with it. I did that deal.” [And pitched the games one might suppose.]

Upon further questioning Benson admitted that it was the agent who actually did the deal. “But I laid out a lot of the terms. And I take care of the entire house.”

Another comment that drew a snicker was Benson’s taking credit for structuring the deal with charitable contributions so that part of the salary wouldn’t be taxed. Stern was of the opinion that Benson didn’t touch the house. “I clean the house after the house cleaner,” she insisted. “I’m obsessed with compulsive disorder.”

“I’m not saying you ain’t worth it, but I have yet to meet the poontang that’s worth $27 million,” Stern told her. Stern continued to scoff at the notion that Benson’s taking credit for charity giveaways. She said it was her idea and no one else had come up with it. “That’s what we do is charity work. That’s what we’re known for.” Asked what this charity was, Benson said it was a non-profit organization that fights terrorism.

“Fights terrorism where?” Stern asked. Benson said the main focus of the charity is the police, particularly after 9/11. Stern said to him it sounds like Benson came up with a way to giveaway her husband’s money. “I have a different point of view on this.”

Benson describes herself as the wheeler-dealer in the family and that her husband likes things stress-free. “He’s more quiet and likes to just go and work out all the time.”

Among her other contributions to the marriage, Benson, said Stern, is very vocal about offering her sexual services. “Whatever my husband wants,” she states.

Stern asked her what she’d do if Kris told her he needs two women simultaneously. Benson said if that’s what he needed, that’s what he’d get. “He is my entire universe- I adore my husband. He’s a saint. He took me out of hell.” Benson notes that she comes from a wealthy family to begin with. “But when I left my parents I wanted to be on my own.” Benson said between the ages 17-23 she floated her own boat and paid her own bills. “I lived basically in the ghetto. I did dance. I took care of my kid. I could have sat home on welfare. I didn’t do that because I don’t need to do that.”

Benson explained that when she first met Kris Benson he was a minor league baseball player. There was an immediate physical attraction. “He’s a Scorpio and I’m Aquarius.” Benson said it was several months before they had sex because women are always throwing themselves at athletes.

Devoted wife that she is, it was noted that when Benson had arm surgery a couple of years ago, Anna held his cock when he went to the bathroom and wiped him after he took a shit. “He could not do anything or himself,” she explained, noting how the surgery required a ligament from the left arm being relocated to the right arm. Stern wanted more details on the ass wiping process. Benson also noted that when the surgery was performed her husband was throwing up all over the place on the plane ride.

“He couldn’t hold down pain medication and stop throwing up.”

Stern said with all the duties that Benson claims she’s performed- including sex- he’d give her $250,000. “Honey bear, it costs a lot more money to get me to do that,” Benson told him.

Benson recalled doing a Penthouse interview about four year ago. She was six months pregnant at the time and living in Pittsburgh.

Asked if she would divorce her husband if she found out he was cheating on her, Benson said she had ” much better tricks”.

“That’s the biggest thing in athletics- they cheat all the time,” she replied. “I told him cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I’m going to screw everybody on your entire team. Everyone would get a turn. I will embarrass more than he ever could imagine. Whatever team he plays on, I will screw all of them.”

Getting back to the discussion about why she was considered a pain in the ass by the Pirates organization, Benson said there was no chemistry there. “But the New York Mets absolutely love me.” Benson said she’ll attend games that her husband pitches, but, in the main, doesn’t care about baseball. “If I’m not mad at him.”

Benson said since they’ve been married for awhile they’ll have sex whenever. “Whenever we can, we get it done.”

Asked if the sex tapes will ever wind up on the Internet, Benson said she wasn’t an idiot. “Believe me they’re well hidden.” Benson said there for awhile they had to make a tape in whatever city they were in at the time -in the hotel room- either with tripod or POV.