SHERMAN OAKS, CA – The night after a fun birthday celebration at Don Hollywood and Brooke Hunter’s house and the night before the early morning Dolphins/Giants Football Party at my house, I paid my respects to adult star and KSEX Co-Ho, Lisa Sparxxx as she celebrated a birthday at the Radisson Center in Sherman Oaks.
The party was touted as a big bash, within a big suite or two with many hot adult stars, but since I arrived late and left early, I fear I may have missed some of those pre-sold amenities. To clarify, about sixty people were crammed into a moderately sized room with a balcony for smokers so narrow, anyone larger then John Goodman would have to stay in the salmon packed room.
Events like this usually become a cock-fight AKA weenie roast, but this particular party was way over the top in the guy-girl ratio. At one point I personally counted 52 men to 10 women, many party goers I didn’t recognize–an odd occurrence since it seems the porn party circuit usually sticks together from event to event.
Doing the “will I score” math, if a full blown orgy broke out and you considered each girl has, on average, three holes, 22 men would’ve been left out of some sexual fun. Of course, if you counted three holes and 2 hands per woman, then only 2 men would be standing by watching and chances are that may cover the stats of those from an alternative sexual preference so they wouldn’t be so angry about it. Either way, an orgy didn’t break out, at least not while I was there, and I figured I’d take my three holes home with me, which unfortunately made the stats worse for those who remained.
Who were all these men that most industry folks in attendance didn’t recognize? One guest claimed Lisa invited her fans at $25 a pop. That would certainly make sense but I can’t confirm that.
Don’t get the wrong idea. The party WAS filled with fun folks wishing Lisa well. Good folks like Layla Jade, Tod Hunter, Van Damage, Pam Anderson of SMP, Loni Kahlua, Rachel Worth, DJ and Nikka of KSEXradio, Kayla of Kayla Cam, Daisy and myself and a couple of other more appropriate supporters like Johnny Buss [LA Sparks] and Sammy Sparks.
Overall, Lisa seemed to be having a blast and we here at AdultFYI.com would like to wish her a happy birthday and a wonderful year ahead.