Chatsworth, CA – Nestled perfectly between Christmas and Martin Luther King’s birthday lies a very special time of the year. During this magical time, perverts and pornographers can get together to worship and celebrate the one thing that forever bonds them together: whores. The venue for this joyous occasion: the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) in decadent Las Vegas, Nevada, January 6-9, 2005.
J.M. Productions is proud to announce its lineup of whores who will be signing at their booth for this year’s AEE, including contract whore and budding directorial talent Ashley Blue, White Trash Whore Missy Monroe, and the girls of Pariah Pictures (Khan Tusion’s Meatholes, Midnight Prowl, Frank Wank): Ariana Jollee, Ava Divine, Venus, and Sophia.
JM management has placed Ashley Blue in charge of making sure the other girls make it to the booth as scheduled. “I’m not exactly sure how I’m going to keep all these whores alive, let alone sober for four days,” explains Ashley, “But we’ve got enough that if we lose one or two we’ll still be okay.”
JM Productions takes great care in selecting only the biggest and best whores each year for their booth. “Before each girl is hired they go through a very thorough interview process,” explains JM publicist Tony Malice, “Our goal is to find girls who will be courteous to the fans and who can behave in a professional manner.” Some of the girls, however, found JM’s interviewing techniques to be highly unconventional. “They said they were just checking to make sure I had a healthy colon,” complains fuck-anybody super whore Ava Divine, “Now I just feel really dirty.”
Unfortunately the diabolical director Khan Tusion won’t be signing at the JM booth this year due to a prior commitment. “I would love to be there, but unfortunately I am obligated to perform my court-ordered community service those days,” explains Khan, “And my lawyers are still trying to figure out if I’m even allowed back into the state of Nevada.”
J.M. has every expectation that this year’s show will be the best ever. It will be a great opportunity for our customers to learn more about our exciting offerings and meet their favorite whores. Fans and distributors are encouraged to visit the perverts at J.M. Productions and their gaggle of whores at booth #3043 from January 6th to 9th.