Porn Valley- Olivia O’Lovely had her appendix removed this weekend.

> Brian, aka, Plus One, aka Cytherea’s man, celebrates a birthday Saturday.

> Evidently Jessica Darlin’s comments about spilling the beans is prompting a stir on www.xxxporntalk.com. Pastor John writes in: We have been in touch with Jessica. This is only the first of a rebellion for the Lord against the evil of porn. I call on others to join us on Paltalk or telephone the church [Covenant Baptist Church] as soon as possible.

> I hear Metro’s looking for a salesman. Probably has nothing to do with the Video Team deal everyone’s saying never happened.

> Trouble in Best Parts land? Mark Dull’s one-stop company on Haskell has had its phone and fax shut off the last two days. I hear that the company was sued recently and never showed up in court. There’s a judgment against both Dull and the company.

> I also hear that Lucky Distributing is courting disaster with General Foods. In AVN’s December DVD supplement, Lucky runs an ad which features a take off on at least seven different cereal boxes. Remember what happened to Al Borda is all I can say

> Frankly, we’re puzzled. So please enlighten us. Today on his show The Sports Swami dedicated his hour to Nicole Brazzle’s fiance who was allegedly killed in action in Irag. Swami identified him as Sgt. Mike Mahill [SP?] Brazzle, however, has stated in postings that “Mike” was a Captain and was killed on or around November 29. However if you go over the official casuality list, no one by that name is listed. But don’t take our word for it.

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2003/iraq/forces/casualties/2004.11.html

> Apparently bucking for a Section 8, at least as far as his IRS beef is concerned, Crazy Cabbie was on Howard Stern talking about how he was watching a Jules Jordan porn DVD and was apparently having conversations with Jordan, with voices talking out of his TV set. Cabbie said he heard a voice tell him, “Kill Him!”