Porn Valley- “Everybody who knows me knows how I get down. It’s not even an issue.”

That was a quote from Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick made earlier this year. But Vick wasn’t talking about what he does on third and long. Vick was denying rumors that he is gay.

But getting down is the watch word this Sunday as Harry Weiss and Chris R from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com battle to determine who’s going to have the Adultfyi lead at the end of the day. Harry’s season record is 163-77 to Chris’ 161-79, and, in their relative picks, Harry and Chris differ on three games. Which would be just enough for Chris to take over the lead. In the Bengals-Eagles game, Harry’s going with Cincinnati. In this who cares game, the Bengals have nothing to win and the Eagles have nothing to prove.

In the San Diego- Kansas City contest, Harry’s got the Chiefs and Chris has the Chargers. Kansas City has won four straight coming into today’s game, and San Diego with a division title already in their hands will no doubt be kicking back.

In tonight’s New York Giants-Dallas game, Harry’s going with the Eli Manning crew. But the only thing interesting about this game will be the crowd reaction to Bill Parcells, and the way the Cowboys have been playing, who gives a shit?

Here’s the games that actually count. Miami at Baltimore. The Ravens in order to make the playoffs not only have to win this one, but Buffalo, Denver and Jacksonville have to cough it up today. Slim hope for sure. Then, whoever wins the New Orleans-Carolina game makes the playoffs with a glistening 8-8 record. The New York Jets at 10-5 simply have to beat the St. Louis Rams today to make the playoffs, likewise, the Minnesota Vikings at 8-7 who play Washington. Seattle also has to beat Atlanta today to clinch the NFC west crown. Denver, in order to clinch a playoff berth has to beat Indianapolis who might be giving Peyton Manning the day off. Jacksonville also finds itself with a must win game against the Raiders. But, even with that, they’d need losses from Denver and Buffalo to get in the playoffs.

Also as a sidebar, today’s game will also determine if Billy The Crystal gets out of the Adultfyi basement. Billy is two games behind Steve from Las vegas Novelties, www.lvni.com. There’s four games they differ on.

Here is today’s schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks:

Detroit at Tennessee; Miami at Baltimore; Green Bay at Chicago; New York Jets at St. Louis; Cleveland at Houston; Minnesota at Washington; Pittsburgh at Buffalo; New Orleans at Carolina; San Francisco at New England; Cincinnati at Philadelphia; Atlanta at Seattle; Tampa Bay at Arizona; Kansas City at San Diego; Indianapolis at Denver; Jacksonville at Oakland; Dallas at New York Giants.

Harry Weiss [163-77] picks: Detroit, Baltimore, Green Bay, New York Jets, Houston, Minnesota, Buffalo, Carolina, New England, Cincinnati, Seattle, Tampa Bay, Kansas City, Denver, Jacksonville, New York Giants

Chris R from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com [[161-79]: Detroit, Baltimore, Green Bay, New York Jets, Houston, Minnesota, Buffalo, Carolina, New England, Philadelphia, Seattle, Tampa Bay, San Diego, Denver, Jacksonville, Dallas

Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, www.adultdvdempire.com [158-82]: Detroit, Baltimore, Green Bay, St. Louis, Houston, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Carolina, New England, Cincinnati, Seattle, Tampa Bay, San Diego, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Dallas

Gene Ross [158-82]: Detroit, Baltimore, Green Bay, New York Jets, Houston, Minnesota, Buffalo, Carolina, New England, Philadelphia, Seattle, Arizona, San Diego, Indianapolis, Oakland, New York Giants

Sean from Porn Legends, www.pornlegends.com [149-91]: Detroit, Baltimore, Green Bay, New York Jets, Houston, Minnesota, Buffalo, Carolina, New England, Philadelphia, Seattle, Arizona, Kansas City, Denver, Jacksonville, Dallas

Wankus [147-93]: Detroit, Baltimore, Green Bay, New York Jets, Houston, Minnesota, Buffalo, Carolina, New England, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Arizona, San Diego, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, New York Giants

Porno Steve [140-100]: Tennessee, Baltimore, Green Bay, St. Louis, Houston, Minnesota, Buffalo, Carolina, New England, Cincinnati, Seattle, Tampa Bay, Kansas City, Denver, Jacksonville, Dallas

Steve from Las Vegas Novelties, www.lvni.com [136-104]: Detroit, Baltimore, Green Bay, St. Louis, Houston, Minnesota, Buffalo, New Orleans, New England, Philadelphia, Seattle, Arizona, San Diego, Denver, Jacksonville, New York Giants

Billy The Crystal [134-106]: Detroit, Baltimore, Green Bay, New York Jets, Houston, Minnesota, Buffalo, Carolina, New England, Philadelphia, Seattle, Arizona, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Oakland, New York Giants