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Turner, the Drug-Sniffing Dog

Porn Valley- So I’m talking to Robert Lombard of Creative Image Management, www.creativeimagemgmt.com. And his question to me was, did I hear any stories about Turner the drug-sniffing dog in Las Vegas? Lombard, sporting Vegas voice, says he can’t believe that no one jumped on this story. “I see, so far, no one’s talked about Turner. Doesn’t anyone want to turn this into a funny thing?”

Lombard said he came across Turner last Thursday while he was walking down the corridor of The Venetian walk. “Down the long hallway towards the Convention Center,” says Lombard. “Right prior to you entering the Convention Center door, over to the right was a guy dressed in Commando wear. He’s about five feet tall.”

Laying down next to him, says Lombard, is this gorgeous golden retriever. “He’s almost in a going to sleep mode.” All of which means that looks were quite deceiving. Lombard said he had to know what was going on, and approached the dog’s owner. “I introduced myself, and he goes this is Turner. You can’t pet him. I said is there a bomb scare. He says, no. We’re here sniffing for drugs.” Lombard asked if the guy if he had caught anybody yet. “He said, oh yeah, caught a few already today. Then I asked him what does the dog sniff out?” Lombard was told that, other than explosives, the dog can sniff everything besides prescription drugs.

Asking what the dog had already sniffed out, Lombard was told that they caught a couple of people with pot and, on the first night, someone in the Circle Bar was arrested for selling Ecstasy. The guy went to jail Lombard was told and, yes, he was part of the adult convention. “I said what else are you doing with this dog?” The answer was, working the hotel halls. “This is my sixth time at this convention and I’ve never seen a drug-sniffing do before, have you?” Lombard asked.

On the second day, Friday, Lombard again struck up a conversation with the dog’s owner whose name was probably Hootch. “How far can the dog sniff?” Pointing to an open room area in the distance closed off by a black drape, the owner said the dog just bolted and found a guy smoking a joint. “Here’s the stupid thing. The guy starts petting the dog.” Then on Saturday morning, Lombard was told that Turner popped three of the set up crew for the award show. “And they busted somebody up in the rooms with coke.”

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