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Ladies…Donate Your Pussy to the Troops

(BAGHDAD, IRAQ) — Amateur Adult Performer and internet radio host, “DJ”, is planning to send our American Troops a special treat to keep them company on their lonely nights, while at their posts in the Iraqi dessert.

A former war veteran himself, DJ said, “I got to thinking back to 1991 and how I felt having been away from my loved ones and everything familiar to me for one year and 8 months. And what an impact each and every letter that I received of support from what had been an anonymous individual who took the time to put their thoughts on paper and send them out to any soldier willing to read them.”

According to DJ, he received a phone call from one of his former cohorts that participated with him in previous military actions. Supposedly, this soldier, ranked as a Gunnery Sergeant, was on the front line of the current conflict in Iraq. “And I’m not talking about the “polished” front lines you see on the news each night.” DJ stated.

In any event, this brave American hero had only one request…PLAYBOY Mags!

DJ pledged his support and planned on sending along the material until he hung up the phone and thought of a better idea, “Playboy, while wonderful in it’s own right is so impersonal. But I figure with the number of web girls that I know and the number of porn stars that I have met, I should be able to do something better than just playboy.”

He continued, “If I could get every female that I can reach in the adult industry, web girls, video stars, ALL of them to send 2 – 4 of their best high quality digital images with their URL’s (if they have one), I could print these images up and put together the Mother of All Care Packages.”

It’s a risky move on DJ’s behalf. The military has strict smut rules, but much like prison, people can always get what they need, with the right connections. DJ is volunteering to be their ‘outside hook up’.

DJ concluded, “If you would like to help support the troops please feel free to send 2 – 4 of your highest quality images, with your URL to [email protected] and we will print them and get them over seas as quickly as we can. Perhaps some might wish to include autographed copies of DVD’s and Videos if they have them.”

If you’d like to visit DJ’s website and see him and his wife in action, go to http://www.djandnikka.com.

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