Kiki Dee-Are was on the Sports Swami Friday. His pronunciation of D’Aire, we might add. Swami introduced Kiki as a woman who was dating football players, rock stars and pissing off legends in the adult industry.
Kiki, who hails from Memphis, began by busting Swami’s balls for interviewing Mercedez. “Nobody knows who Mercedez is,” Kiki said. Kiki said her problem with Vivid is that they don’t want to market their girls with names, per se, put as a “Vivid girl.” By that argument, said D’Aire, what fan could honestly name the Vivid girls. “They just know the token blond over there is a Vivid girl.”
Unfortunately Swami began digressing on a story about Kiki getting screwed over by somebody. Unfortunately he didn’t allow his audience in on it. Kiki then started talking about some photographer, a hair appointment and the fact that he was trying to replace her, wherever that story was going.
Back to earth, Swami then brought up the Samantha Sterlyng story in which Sterlyng made some unfavorable comments about D’Aire’s womanly aroma. “I got a lot of publicity off of that,” laughed Kiki. “Samantha started it; I just finished it.” All kidding aside, Kiki said she had nothing bad to say about Sterlyng. “The last time I was in her neck of the woods, she offered to take me to dinner. I just wasn’t able to go.”
D’Aire said the specific day Sterlyng was talking about, Kiki doesn’t remember anyone pulling her aside over alleged funk. “All I remember is things just weren’t going right that day. And I almost ripped Dave Hardman’s face off because he spanked my ass so hard, I had a hand print on it.” Swami then kept pressing about the Ron Jeremy incident and all Kiki would comment on the subject was basically nothing. Swami was getting nothing out of her as Kiki tightened ranks and said she refused to add any more fuel to the fire.
“Personally, I’m not out to get Ronnie,” said D’Aire. “I’m not out to hurt Ronnie or do this, or look like Miss Big Shot or any of that. For me it’s all about the fact. I’m sure Ginger Lynn hates him. That’s their drama and not mine.”
Kiki said she and Jeremy shared the same room in Tampa and there were no issues or drama. “That part of my life is done, it’s over; moved on. Slam the door. Next, please.” Digging for dirt in other areas, Swami got D’Aire basically to admit that she gets along with just about everyone in the business. Swami then whipped out three far-fetched contract rumors that had Kiki signing either with Jill Kelly, Halston Productions or Pleasure Productions. Kiki wanted to know where Bob Friedland was hiding her convertible.
D’Aire if there was actually a contract involved, she’d opt for Wicked. “Because Stevie spends a lot of money on his productions; they’re well done. They’re well shot- press, promo’ed all over the world. Basically if I’m going to sign a contract, I’m going to sign a contract with the biggest and best I can.” On the subject of Sin City, D’Aire said she wasn’t too familiar with them. “If the offer was good, I’d probably look at it.”
Swami whipped out his usual obscure dating rumors linking D’Aire with Francisco Bojado. “Who the hell is Francisco Bojado?” she asked. Swami told her he was the lightweight champion of boxing. He then tried to link her to quarterback Drew Brees on the San Diego Chargers. D’Aire confessed to having something for tattooed musicians with long hair, thus ruling out Brees and favoring Corey Taylor of Slipknot. Kiki who was with Felicia Fox at the time, said she met Taylor backstage of the Summer Sanitarium show and had no clue who he was. They took him out strip club hopping the next night including Jumbo’s Clown Room “the greatest hole-in-the-wall strip joint I’ve ever been to in my life.” A
At the next stop, Taylor bought D’Aire a lap dance from a girl with a mohawk and a sweaty pussy. When they got back home, Taylor told her about how he was nervous being in Kiki D’Aire’s living room. “You don’t understand- I’m a fan,” Taylor told her. Kiki said she was rolling on the floor laughing. “Here’s a rock star being all nervous in my apartment. We just started hanging out, and he started going to karaoke with us on Tuesday night.” Swami asked her if it was serious. Kiki said he was putting her on the spot. “Corey’s a really nice guy.”
For her part, D’Aire said she didn’t lick the right ass to get any award nominations this year, thus doesn’t expect any. “But that’s okay. There’s a story about a certain starlet of the year going into the AVN offices with homemade cookies, walking around to everyone saying I’d really like to be starlet of the year.” Swami guessed Aurora Snow. “It was Violet Blue, actually,” said D’Aire. “But this is a real story. Just about anyone will tell you that it’s true. That’s what she did. That’s how she won her award. It’s all politics.”