Porn Valley- The adorable Jillian Grace made a return visit to Howard Stern today. Grace’s mother month’s ago wrote Stern indicating that she’d like to see her daughter get in Playboy. In a series of events that may or may not have been planned, Grace is now Miss March.

Grace did a video for Playboy and Stern asked if her breasts were for real. They’re for real, said Grace. During her past visits on the Stern show https://adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=6525 , the Stern crew kind of mocked Grace about the Playboy Mansion hangers on that she’d wind up meeting and getting involved with.

“Didn’t everything we say was going to come true has come true so far?” Stern asked her. Grace said yeah, but there was more detail. One of the predictions was that Grace was going to dump her boyfriend which she did. Grace said it happened and it was a “very rough” story. Grace said she tried to make it work but the boyfriend wasn’t going along with the Playboy-thing and that the Stern people were giving him a hard time. Grace said things got very, very ugly and that she had to get a restraining order. “He said some very uncalled for things although I’d love to bash him on national radio.”

It was noted that Grace began meeting celebrities and was recognized as the girl from the Howard Stern show. Stern heard a rumor that Grace was dating Pauly Shore. Grace said she wasn’t dating him that they’ve hung out a few times. Artie Lange doubled over laughing at the news and Robin Quivers said it was so much of a cliche. Grace said Shore was a lot of fun and that she likes “humorous” guys.

Grace met Shore at the Mansion’s Halloween party. “I wore a little girl scout uniform”. Stern figured that everyone was on good behavior around Grace and that they were giving her the I’ll show you the ropes bit. Asked if a lot of guys gave her that rap, Grace said Shore was the only one who really talked to her. “But I met Michael Keaton- he’s really cool.” Stern continued to pursue the Shore line of questioning with the surmise that Shore was now around 72.

Grace said she and Shore took a picture together at the party and that she gave him her phone number and they hung out at his house. Asked how she got to Shore’s house, Grace said he picked her up at the mansion. Stern wondered if Shore’s house was big and if he was a wealthy guy.

Grace said it was a very nice house and that Shore was getting a new one. Grace was asked what they could possibly be talking about. Grace said Shore talks about the comedy club and touring around the country. Grace wants to get into sitcoms but didn’t talk to Shore about that. And she admitted that Shore has kissed her. “But we’re not dating or anything. We’re just hanging out.”

“You’re a lucky woman,” said Stern. “There only about 70 million porn stars that can make that same claim.” Stern then joked about Shore becoming the new Scott Baio. Grace said she doesn’t have a replacement boyfriend as yet, that she’s still going through the interview process. Grace swore she and Shore aren’t lovers and that she has avoided sex in Hollywood.

Stern found that hard to believe. Noticing that she was wearing the official necklace, Stern recapped the fact that Grace’s dream ever since she was a kid was to be a Playmate. “You wanted that more than anything.”

Grace observed that she’s had to go through “Playmate Orientation”. Grace said it lasts three hours and they tell you what you can and can’t do. “You watch videos of the other girls before you do your video. They give you the dos and don’ts.” Among those, said Grace are that you can’t smoke or drink while on promotion. “Like giving out your number.” Grace got the orientation from James, who’s head of production and said she cried when she received the necklace.

“It was a big deal.” It was also mentioned that along with presentation of the necklace, the girls are also given a Hefner bio-video tape.

Stern wondered if she has to learn CPR in the event that Hef is doing her and strokes out. “Playmates do not have to sleep with Hef,” she said. “It’s not a requirement.”

But Grace in the past has said she would sleep with Hefner though she wouldn’t take the route of being his girlfriend. Grace said she has received invitations to the bedroom and has gone there and watched the action.

Stern wondered what she saw. Grace thought that was a private matter and Stern said others have blabbed. Traditionally one of the other girls makes the invite. “It has to be an incredibly erotic situation,” Stern commented. Grace said she never experienced anything like it. Stern asked Grace if she stood naked or wore clothes.

“I’m clothed- not fully,” she laughed, meaning that Grace’s top was off. Stern was trying to get her to admit to masturbating but Grace said she only watched. “I really didn’t do anything. It’s really not my deal.” Grace did admit that it was a very awkward situation for her, that some of the girls touched her. “It was really weird. I don’t know if I could go up there again, that’s for sure.”

Grace claimed she didn’t respond to the girls touching her and Stern concluded that she’d rather be with a man. Grace said other girls are not her deal but she did touch breasts to see what they felt like. Grace claims she hasn’t seen girls walking around naked. When asked, Grace said she saw Hefner doing one of the girls.

“Did that freak you out because he’s kind of old?” Stern asked. Grace said she’s never seen anyone have sex before. “It’s weird all it’s own.” Grace said there were nine girls in Hef’s bedroom when she was up here. Grace was also asked about the size of Hefner’s penis, but tried not to look.

“He’s a genius that man,” Stern kept saying of Hefner. “He’s a freakin’ sexual genius.” Asked how often the bedroom rituals occur, Grace speculated perhaps twice a week after they go out partying. Grace was asked if she had to wear pink pajamas before entering the bedroom. She said, no, but they had been given to her afterwards. There was also something about a bath ritual and Grace thought there was some requirement involving that if you were going to do more. It was stated that Hefner won’t touch you unless you have indulged that ritual. which is supervised by another Playmate. Grace said she didn’t know much about that but wasn’t planning on doing anything, any way.

Asked if she got drunk from the party, Grace said she was only 19 and doesn’t drink. Grace said she told her mother all the details because she was as curious as Stern was. And there’s evidently a Mardi Gras party coming up for which Grace said her skirt was made of Mardi Gras beads.

Having seen her video, Stern said it looked awesome except the part where Grace yodels. Grace admitted she’s bad at it but did it as a joke. Stern also kept trying to get Grace to admit that she and Shore slept together. Grace insisted not and when Stern asked her to swear on a bible, she reneged but finally owned up to it.

“It’s not like I’m ashamed of it or anything. It’s a very private thing.” Having heard that, Artie Lange walked out of the studio in disbelief. On further questioning, Grace said they did it the second time they were together. Grace said she felt really weird talking about it. “He’s a great guy, though.” Asked why she didn’t do Michael Keaton, Grace said no one else really talked to her. “Pauly moves in, he knows what he’s doing,” said Stern. Grace said her mother was cool with Shore and has met him.

Still in shock and disbelief, Artie said he had to down a belt that if it weren’t for his mother, Pauly Shore would be a receptionist at a tanning salon. Lange also muttered something about Grace sleeping with the first moron who talks to her. “This really pisses me off.”

Grace stated that Shore wasn’t the first celebrity that talked to her, that she met some football players but wasn’t up on who they were. Grace said there were a few black players among them which begged the interracial question. Grace said she hasn’t had sex with a black man before and doesn’t know if she would. “I haven’t really been around them.” Speculation ensued as to how old Shore was. Grace said she was told 39. “He just had his birthday.” There was also a prediction that both David Spade and Fred Durst were going to do her. Stern also figured that Grace stood good odds to be named Playmate of the Year. Grace said that would be a fantasy come true.

It was speculated that if Grace doesn’t join in the action in the bedroom, however, she didn’t stand a chance of winning. Grace begged to differ. “I don’t know- something tells me you’re taking a bath,” Stern told her.

The recollection of another woman who had been interviewed about the Hef bedroom activities was that there was hardcore gay video playing on the screen. Grace was asked if she witnessed anything like that. Grace said she personally didn’t see it but knows there had been. And in the Hef hierarchy, Holly is currently the main girl. Grace also insisted she didn’t kiss Hefner, either. “He didn’t touch me.”

Grace plans on taking acting lessons and is in the process of picking an agent. “I’ll hopefully do more modeling.” Artie’s suspicion is that next on the list after Shore will be Corey Feldman. Grace said she didn’t think she could handle celebrity dating but said the sex with Shore was good. Stern said if he was Grace’s ex, he’d be home cutting himself with a razor by now and that her next phone call was coming from Bill Cosby. “I hear he’s quite the player- allegedly.”

Grace said she comes from a small town where people do marry young and had planned on marrying her ex. “But fate stepped in,” said Stern who again predicted that Grace, within two years, would be doing hardcore porn. “Either [meeting] a rich guy or porno.”

Stern also predicted that Grace’s sexual reservations would crumble. “You’re curious about it.” Stern went on to say that Grace would be named Playmate of the Year and that she’ll sleep with Hefner and that, besides Spade and Durst, Tommy Lee will also be in her future. “She’ll do a few things she’s sorry about.”

Grace kept insisting that she was “a one man kind of girl”. Stern chuckled. “And you will sleep with your first black professional athlete.”

Artie also predicted that Grace will be awful at acting. “Believe me. You might be the worst actress in the history of Hollywood. I can tell you can’t act.” But Artie also advised her not to sleep with the director until she got the part and you’re on the film. “Be a mart hooker. In L.A., there are smart and dumb ones You got to wait until you’re on film.”

Stern advisee Grace to play it smart and dump the Pauly Shores of the world. “You’ve got something they want- youth and beauty. You either got to parlay this into some sort of relationship/marriage where a lot of money is also involved.”

The magazine featuring Grace is available on newsstands Friday.