Monique Alexander’s one of the lovely performers that we had the opportunity of chatting with at Outback Productions’- outbackxxx.net-
back-to-back shoot this past weekend.
Gene: I think you’re like the lead role in one of these features.

MA: I don’t know, really. Nicole handed me a script. I don’t think I
have any dialogue, but they threw in some extra work because I do
girl-girl. And they love me. They threw in an extra scene.

Gene: Everybody loves you from what I hear. I think if there was a
poll taken, I think you’d hear more favorable Monique Alexander comments
than anything.

MA: Really? Oh wow. That’s awesome.

Gene: Why is that? You’re so pleasant and so sweet.

MA: You have your good batch of girls in the industry that show up on
time, don’t have a habit and you can always count on them. Then you have
your batch where, is she gonna get here? It’s been two hours. I’m very
professional and I always try to be early. I think that’s why I get a
good name.

Gene: You’ve had some experience now doing the big sophisticated
projects. Like for Robert Lombard.

MA: I’ve done a lot of B-movies like a quadrillion of them for him.

Gene: You’re likely to show up on Showtime any night.

MA: Yeah- I was just on Cinemax the other night.

Gene: Ever watch any of your own movies.

MA: Like porno? I’ve only watched one and that was with Jessica
Drake. It was the movie Quiver and The Erotic Networks made me watch it. Because you know they do the Classic Stroke, whatever and it was very embarrassing, and I’ve never watched one since.

Gene: Why do say it’s embarrassing. You make you blush?

MA: Yeah, it makes me blush because I hear myself sounding so stupid,
shut up! And I sit there and critique it the whole time.

Gene: Are you hard on yourself?

MA: I’m very hard on myself.

Gene: What were you like growing up?

MA: I was very shy. I always had the popular friends and I was always
in that group. But I was always really shy. I was always worried what
other people thought. I grew up in a really small town and I know people
back home are flabbergasted by what I do. Like, are you kidding me?

Gene: Everybody knows.

MA: Everybody knows. The the graduating class was, like, 250. It was
really small and everybody knows- the parents, and people are just like
astonished. I was really shy, really quiet.

Gene: How do you deal with it when you go back?

MA: I don’t really see the negatives in it. I don’t see the negative
people. I moved out when I was 17. Because in those small towns, if you
don’t get out of there, they’ll just bring you down. And so most of the
people I know love me and respect me and think I’m the same person
regardless of what I do. They’re happy for me. And as long as I’m happy,
they’re happy. I’ve been pretty fortunate.

Gene: Were you a good student?

MA: I was really good in junior high. Then I got in high school. I
did good in the beginning and then I’d fall off. Then it got to the
point where I really didn’t get along with any of my classmates because
I was older than them. In my freshman year I was 15 going on 16 when
everybody else was 13, 14.

Gene: How did that work out.

MA: When I grew up I went to pre-school, pre-kindergarten and then
kindergarten.

Gene: Pre-kindergarten? That’s like pre-boarding. What do you do in
pre-kindergarten?

MA: It’s so stupid. I remembered this whole fiasco because you have
to get, like, interviewed or whatever to get into kindergarten. I
remember not like answering my colors right on the spot. I guess I was
pretty hyper. And in kindergarten you don’t have naps any more. And they
thought I needed the nap, still. So it pushed me backed. I was really
hyper active.

Gene: A bucket of water over your head would have solved that
problem.

MA: I wasn’t like one of those kids that needed Ritalin or anything
like that, but I guess I wasn’t good enough to go to their kindergarten.
So it made me older than everybody else. So I experienced everything
before everybody else.

Gene: When did you start becoming hot stuff.

MA: I don’t think I ever became hot stuff. My boobs are bigger; my
butt is bigger, but I’m pretty much the same that I was in school. I’m
just not as skinny as I used to be.

Gene: When was your first time?

MA: I was 15. It was horrible. It was with a boy that I dated for a
really long time. I ditched school, went over to his house in the
morning. It was one of those times where I didn’t say yes, didn’t say
no, just kind of did it. Afterwards it was like why did I do this?
Because it didn’t feel good. It hurt.

Gene: Why did you do it?

MA: I don’t know. I had the urge. Because I’ve always been boy crazy.
It was awhile before I did it again and that was with my first love or
whatever you call it when you get into high school. That was more
special to me because I thought it was love and it actually meant
something.

Gene: What was it about your first love?

MA: I don’t know. He was 17, an upper classman. I just remember going
to high school, standing with my friends and seeing him walk by. And
being, like, ahhhh. You look just beautiful. I remember drooling. He was
so beautiful. I told one of my male friends and they told him and that’s
how we started dating. We were on and off for like 2 1/2, 3 years.

Gene: What made you decide to do just girl-girl.

MA: When I first got in I as like I’m just going to do magazines and
no girl-girl. Then I got curious. I always had the interest in girls and
I did a photo shoot and I was like, if I can do a photo shoot, I don’t
see a reason why I can’t do a movie. The main reason I haven’t done boys
yet is because I want to be in the business and make somewhat of a name
for myself and give people something to look forward to. Instead of
coming right in and up the ass. Instead of going right into it, I wanted
to get to know the men in the business because there’s some guys that
aren’t very nice. And I wanted to get to know the sizes of the penises
and everything.

Gene: You have to do a very thorough study of that.

MA: Yes. Now when I eventually do it, I can have my select group of
people who are good friends.

Gene: Who would be in your select group.

MA: Like Barrett Blade, Dale Dabone, Steven St. Croix, Trevor- Leslie
Zen’s man- Shane Collins, Eric Masterson- all the people with the normal
size penises. Like Evan Stone is my best friend but there’s no way I
could do a scene with him. He, and his wife and their girlfriend are
like my best friends.

Gene: Plus I understand he has the biggest balls in the industry.

MA: He has the biggest balls. His balls, like seriously, go down to
here sitting down. They’re SO big.

Gene: I almost feel like I should interview his balls. They’re like
another person.

MA: They are!

Gene: Have you ever touched his balls?

MA: I have touched his balls. We did a scene for Chi Chi for
Vivid. It was me, Jessica Drake, Delorian and Evan Stone. I didn’t do
anything with him but I touched him and stuff.

Gene: Do you like balls?

MA: LOL. Balls are nice. Evan’s are a little long.

Gene: Are you closed to a contract?

MA: Not right now. I planned on giving Digital G my first boy-girl
scene but I don’t really know what’s going on with them.
Robert Lombard’s like my father. I love him to death but he’s just been
really busy. I’ve been ready to do boy-girl for awhile but I’ve been
holding back. I’m losing out on a lot of money by not doing it. I’m just
ready. But you have to pick the right time to do it. It can make or
break you. I’ve got to do it when we still have some cute guys in the
business.