Washington- How often does an enterprising young man, heralded in press reports as both a reporter and a contributor to Hotmilitarystud.com, Militaryescorts.com, MilitaryescortsM4M.com, Workingboys.net and Meetlocalmen.com, get to question the president of the United States?

Who knew that a hotmilitarystud wanting to meetlocalmen could so easily get to be face2face with the commander in chief?

It’s hard to believe the White House could hit rock bottom on credibility again, but it has, in a bizarre maelstrom that plays like a dark comedy. How does it credential a man with a double life and secret past?

“Jeff Gannon” was waved into the press room nearly every day for two years as the correspondent for two political Web sites operated by a wealthy Texas Republican. Scott McClellan often called on the pseudo-reporter for softball questions.

Howard Kurtz reported in the Washington Post Wednesday that although Guckert denied launching the provocative Web sites — one described him as ” ‘military, muscular, masculine and discrete’ (sic)” — “a Web designer in California said Wednesday that he had designed a gay escort site for Gannon and had posted naked pictures of Gannon at the client’s request.”

And the Wilmington News-Journal in Delaware reported that Guckert was delinquent in $20,700 in personal income tax from 1991 to 1994.

I’m still mystified by this story. I was rejected for a White House press pass at the start of the Bush administration, but someone with an alias, a tax- evasion problem and Internet pictures where he posed like the “Barberini Faun” is credentialed to cover a White House that won a second term by mining homophobia and preaching family values?

At first when I tried to complain about not getting my pass renewed, even though I’d been covering presidents and first ladies since 1986, no one called me back. Finally, when McClellan replaced Ari Fleischer, he said he’d renew the pass — after a new Secret Service background check that would last several months.

In an era when security concerns are paramount, what kind of Secret Service background check did James Guckert get so he could saunter into the West Wing every day under an assumed name while he was doing full-frontal advertising for stud services for $1,200 a weekend? He used a driver’s license that said James Guckert to get into the White House and, once inside, switched to his alter ego, asking questions as Jeff Gannon.

McClellan shrugged this off to Editor & Publisher, oddly noting, “People use aliases all the time in life, from journalists to actors.”

I know the FBI computers don’t work, but this is ridiculous. After getting gob- smacked by the louche sagas of Guckert and Bernard Kerik, the White House vetters should consider adding someone with some blogging experience.

Does the Bush team love everything military so much that even a military- stud Web site is a recommendation?

Or maybe Gannon/Guckert’s willingness to shill free for the White House, even on gay issues, was endearing. One of his stories mocked John Kerry’s “pro- homosexual platform” with the headline, “Kerry Could Become the First Gay President.”

With the Bushies, if you’re their friend, anything goes. If you’re their critic, nothing goes. They’re waging a jihad against journalists — buying them off so they’ll promote administration programs, trying to put them in jail for doing their jobs, and replacing them with ringers.

At last month’s press conference, “Jeff Gannon” asked Bush how he could work with Democrats “who seem to have divorced themselves from reality.” But Bush officials have divorced themselves from reality.

They flipped TVs in the West Wing and Air Force One to Fox News. They paid conservative columnists handsomely to promote administration programs. Federal agencies distributed packaged “news” video releases with faux anchors so local news outlets would run them. As CNN reported, the Pentagon produces Web sites with “news” articles intended to influence opinion abroad and at home, but you have to look hard for the disclaimer: “Sponsored by the U.S. Department of Defense.” The agencies spent a whopping $88 million spinning reality in 2004, splurging on PR contracts.

Even the Nixon White House didn’t do anything this creepy. It’s worse than hating the press. It’s an attempt to reinvent it.