Porn valley- On her KSEX show, www.ksexradio.com Friday night, Katie Gold reported that she had a hosting deal with Penthouse. “I had dinner with the owners of Penthouse- we decided to go to Monty’s in Woodland Hills and have some drinks,” she said. “They offered me a full-time job as their behind the scenes host for their new video company. Penthouse is starting a porn company, and I am going to be the behind the scenes host. And I may or may not be licking and sucking along the way.” Gold said, that is, of course, if she does well in her three-month probationary period.

Asked how she spent Valentine’s Day, Gold said she got “all gussied up” and went out with a photographer friend of hers. “I guess he’s trying to woo me.” According to Gold, they went to Valentino’s in Santa Monica. “It was very packed. Very fancy. I had to be wearing an evening gown with heels.” Gold described the portions as being strictly from starvation, very small. “Until the steak got there – I inhaled it.”

After several glasses of wine, Gold found the need to use the ladies’ room. “Where I come from we call it the toilet.” Gold said she was trying to be on her best behavior.

She got to the bathroom. “I shit you not, I sat down on the toilet. I looked over. There’s this little tiny little print on the tile in the bathroom.” Gold said she looked close enough to note that it bore the Gianni Versace label.

“They have Versace tile in the bathroom at Valentino’s. There I am squatted down with my dress hiked up and I’ve got my camera phone and I’m holding it up to the fucking tile to take pictures of the name on the tile just so that I could go back home to Texas and show my girlfriends I went to a place where they had Gianni Versace tiles on the bathroom.” Gold suspected that one tile probably goes for $50. “A hundred dollars maybe?”

Gold said when she came out she ran to her table, sat down with her friend “in his Gucci suit” and showed him the picture. “I was laughing and having a gay old time.

“He just looked at me with a straight face,” Gold continued. “He said you are a redneck, aren’t you?”

Flexx, Gold’s co-host, busted Gold’s titties about all the brand names she dropped in her story. Gold said, yeah, considering she was wearing Payless Shoes and a Ross Dress for Less gown at the time. Gold thought it was particularly funny that a woman wearing Dolce Gabbana shoes was complimenting her Payless’. “Those are fabulous shoes.”

Gold said she tends to be thrifty whereas she has girlfriends who spend unwisely wearing jumpsuits with the Chanel label. Flexx said the dumbest thing he’s seen so far is an ice tray that imprints cubes with the Gucci logo. Gold said, yeah, Los Angeles tap water was a real touch with that.

There was also speculation in the chatroom as to how Gold picked her porn name. Gold explained, noting that there was a girl in her high school who got a boob job. “All the boys liked her and I liked her too.” Gold said she tried her best to be good friends with her and they were on the cheerleading squad. “I had a secret crush on her my whole high school career growing up. She never knew about it.” However, Gold said they made out several times at parties or on drunken occasions. “I wanted my tongue up in there.”

Apparently her name was Katie and Gold originates from Gold’s favorite alcohol, Goldschlager. “It has gold flakes in it and it tastes like cinnamon.” Gold said while she wasn’t crazy about the flakes, she likes the cinnamon taste though the flakes upset her stomach, Flexx cracking that in his spare time he likes to shoot mercury into his veins.

“That’s really, really bad for you,” said Gold.