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The Real Mr. Metro Calls

Porn Valley- The real Mr. Metro calls me fuming. “Alan Teel is the guy calling himself Mr. Metro who went on lukeisback.com ranting about Metro. Except Teel who was drunk out of his mind last night after getting fired probably didn’t even know who he was talking to and I quote, ‘So you can add the name Kenny Guarino, Bently-driving owner of Metro to that list of deadbeats you have been reporting on.’

“You’re the only one writing about deadbeats, bro. But give me a day to collect my thoughts because what I have will make this stuff look puny. Nobody rips off my identity.”

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