I’m not quite sure why Vandalia sent this to us, but it’s “cute” so we figured we’d post it.
The Top 10 Things Vandalia Hates to Hear

10. No
9. Stop
8. Not Right Now!
7. I have a girlfriend
6. I have a wife
5. I have to work in the morning
4. If the circumstances were different…
3. I only have $100
2. I don’t own any credit cards!
1. Michael Steffano is all alone…and has not called!!!
Since she started this, we felt we should provide the Top 10 Things AdultFYI.com Hates to Hear

10. No Comment
9. You’re the first one to get the story, aside from AVN
8. Thank you for the interview, can you pull it please?
7. Don’t you write for some little gossip site or something?
6. Oh yeah, I read about that, on another site
5. Doesn’t Mike South work for you guys?
4. You’ll never beat LukeFord.com, they have a great site
3. I want to advertise with you, but I don’t want AVN to know about it
2. Steve Banan said…[anything]

and the #1 thing AdultFYI.com Hates to Hear…

1. Off the Record!