Mary Carey called from Florida where she’s dancing to inform one and all that she’ll be doing a show called Can You Be a Porn Star? “I just signed a contract,” she said. “I think Tera Patrick and I are going to be the hosts of it. It airs in January.” Carey’s very excited about the project. Now, from what I heard, the show was being shot this week. Carey said she was going to miss the shoot but would be added in later. “I’m very honored to be in this,” she said.
Carey will also be in Boston next week, dancing. I had to ask what the alleged feud between her and the Sports Swami was all about. Carey claims she’s never talked to the Swami, either in person or on the phone, but that no-neck, her ex husband and a control freak [according to her], was the one doing the negotiating to go on the Swami’s show. Carey supposedly wanted a ton of money and perks to appear on the program. But Carey said that wasn’t her talking, that no-neck turned a thumbs down on the gig when he heard the show only had a thousand listeners. Carey claims she objected and now describes no-neck as a psychopath and a mean person.
“I have an on-line store and a website,” Carey explains. “I’m suing my old webmaster because he stole from me; he’s suing me because I left. So I thought at least I’m going to get my on-line store money which is like $8,200-something. So I transferred it to my bank account. So I go to the bank Friday to put more money in and discovered that I was negative $200 in my bank account.” Carey’s claiming that no-neck went in there and cleaned out her account. Nonetheless, Carey said she’d love to do the Sports Swami program. “I don’t see why he hates me. He’d love me in person because people usually do. You know I’m a nice girl and a really sweet person. He should be mad at my ex-husband, not at me.”
Carey said she’s got another porn project coming out called Governor Mary where Ron Jeremy’s going to be Cruz Bustamante. “Jay Leno was even talking about it the other day. Lee Stone’s going to play Arnold. God knows who else is going to be in it but it should be really good.” Carey said she also wanted Hannah Harper in her movie but suspected that wasn’t going to happen because of Harper’s Sin City contract. “I’m going to steal her. I’m going to pack her in a suitcase and kidnap her.”
Carey suggested that the next time she was on Howard Stern she was going to wear a t-shirt saying I love therealgeneross.com. I suggested she switch the shirt to say I love adultfyi.com. Carey said she’s become very calf-aware since talking to me. “More intelligent men usually like calves. Anyone can look at boobs but it takes a smart man to look down to the calves,” she laughs.
Carey also said something about renewing her deal with Kick Ass where she was going to own her own movies. “But no one knows yet,” she said. I told Mary her secret was safe with me.