Last week a porn star was born, sprung from the womb of Tuesday night karaoke. Angie, a regular a Sardos, took the dare and came on KSEX, showed Wankus her tits, and offered her body to the porn gods. The question being, will there be another new star on the horizon this evening? [We can only hope that Angie’s girlfriend takes the challenge.]
According to a shocked Wankus, Angie approached him last week and told him she wanted to be a porn star, that she could do porn star-things. “I’ve always had a little too much sexuality for my own damn good,” said Angie. Asked if she ever fucked a guy on the hood of a car, she said, “That’s probably one of the dullest things I ever did.” She told a story about the time she fucked a guy from high school standing against a truck in a middle of a crowded street, waving high to the passers-by. “The sun was starting to go down so it had a little bit of a romantic feel to it,” she explained. “But he had a dick on him. His ass was definitely hanging out. I had my hands around it.” Angie said she didn’t give a shit about cops that it was all about being, “raw and dirty and right.”

She’s also into girls. “Who isn’t into girls?” Angie said she loves girls including eating pussy now and then. “But it’s all about attraction- what gives you that little tingle. Though I’m more about the dick.” If given the choice about being with someone on a desert island, Angie chooses men. “They’re better at building fires. Dicks are better than fingers.” Asked about strap-ons, Angie said she didn’t want to wear one. “But I have a lot of gay friends and if I was drunk enough and they asked me to, I’d consider it.” Wankus noted that Angie was up for lots of considerations last Tuesday night. “You were hammered as hell.”

A confessed attention-whore, Angie said she would consider porn. “This kind of sexual energy has to be channeled somewhere. I’m really all about having a good time.” Along those lines, Angie doubted that there was one person who could keep her entertained for long. Co-ho Cytherea noted that the business was more about being judged. “A lot of people can’t handle that pressure.” Angie said most people regard her as a slore [slut-whore] anyway.

“You have to thank Jose Cuervo for that. I come off as a complete whore.” Angie said she was raised very religiously on a farm in Colorado. “I had 42 cats, 8 dogs and 2 horses.” She remembers an incident at the age of 4 telling a girlfriend she didn’t mind risking a spanking because it was more of a sexual turn-on. “And she went and told her mom who told my mom who sent me to therapy.” By the time she was five, she pretty much figured out what her fingers were for.

“When I got sent to my room, it was a good, good thing. It was four hours of being on my own.” She was 18 when she first had sex with a guy. Because she feared her parents, Wankus asked. “No, I was ugly. At 6 feet tall at 17 I had these freakishly long legs, spindly knees, tooth pick thighs, no boobies and hardly no waist. I had bad hair. I wasn’t getting a lot of play.” At the same time, Angie said she wasn’t really looking for a boyfriend. “I just wanted dick and nobody would give me it.” Her first time with a girl was at 19 when she began making out with a girl in the backseat of a car. “We went back to her house, stripped her boyfriend naked, tied him to the sofa and she and I went at it on the floor for about three hours. We finally untied him and he just went to town.”

What kind of backlash did she anticipate from her parents finding out she was in porn? “They would probably not speak to me for awhile, which, honestly, I talk to them once every six months, anyway. It really doesn’t matter. They certainly wouldn’t tell anybody they know. They’d be too embarrassed. My parents are wonderful people but they’re insane.”

It was mentioned that Angie tends to show off body spirits liberally once the spirit moves her. “After 11:30 I really have no idea what’s going on at Sardos,” she said.

Wankus solicited his listeners to send in prospective porn names for Angie. Cytherea’s man, the Dago Bomber, called in to state that tradition suggests you going with the name of your favorite pet and the name of the first street you lived on. Under those conditions, Angie said her name would be Cocoa Halcraft. Wankus said it sounds like a black witch. Some of the names submitted were: It Goes In Me, Lotta Nectar, Lana Leggs, Angie Everlast, Acey Spades, Daisy Cups and Vulva Lynn. Another suggestion was Angel Heart but that was a porn star from about seven years ago.

Wankus also attempted to have Angie go topless. She said she had no problem with that, but people from her office were watching. “By the way, I know where you work,” Wankus countered. “Those people are cheap. They have to pay to see the webcam. They’re not watching. They’re just listening. They’re not going to drop a credit card.”