Porn Valley- Carmen Luvana on her KSEX Show Wednesday night reported on her recent Adam & Eve trip https://adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=8531 to Jamaica’s Hedonism III. Luvana referenced a conversation she had with Dee prior to the trip in which Luvana apparently swore she was going to be well-behaved on the trip.

“Everybody knows me that I’m the kind of girl who goes to conventions and doesn’t drink.” Luvana said. “I fucked it up this time.” Luvana described it as an entire week of vodka, sex and no sleep. Luvana also talked about how she was told to ask for a certain special green drink but couldn’t remember the name of it. “I don’t know mon,” Luvana was told. Instead, she loaded up on vodka.

Luvana also talked about how the crew got fucked up. “Everyone was so drunk,” she said. “I got to a point where this is embarrassing but I don’t give a fuck.” During a truth or dare episode, Luvana said there was a couple in the Jacuzzi and one of the guys from the crew egged her on to get the guy hard in one minute.

“Holy shit, this is a challenge for me in front of everybody,” Luvana said. Knowing how guys are, Luvana figured the best way around the guy was to fuck around with his girlfriend. “And it’ll probably get him hard.” Luvana said she went up to the girl and fucked around with her. “Unfortunately, I failed. I touched him and he was not hard.” Co-host Dee suggested that the guy might have been intimidated or scared. Luvana thought that may have been true given the fact that there were like 20 people in the Jacuzzi. “Everybody’s fucked up.” Given that she couldn’t get the guy hard, the rules of the game stipulated that she get on her knees and bark like a dog. “It was such a fucking good time. Everybody remembered the girl who barked like a dog in the Jacuzzi at 6 in the morning,” Luvana said.

Apparently the Jacuzzi had to be drained, one of the Jamaican attendants explaining, “You don’t know how the water was, mon.” Luvana said most of the crew guys were from the mainstream. “But we had them running naked, couples from the crew kissing, it was a disaster.”

Having been there herself, Dee said the prevailing attitude is that you just let go. “You can’t help but let go. There’s 24 hours of alcohol. There’s drinking and drinking and smoking pot.” Luvana said it was an hour and a half from the airport to the resort. “As soon as we landed the first thing, the entire crew, hey, man, let’s stop and get some weed. We stop and all these motherfuckers are smoking.” Having done it before, Luvana said smoking gets her fucked up and weird. “I’d rather drink. I don’t want to fuck up the mood.”

Luvana said she got laid once on the trip besides kissing the girl in the Jacuzzi. Pressed for details about her boy-girl experience, Luvana said when she’s drunk everything’s good but thinks differently the next day. “I came? But it wasn’t great.”

On a scale of one to ten, Luvana said it was a nine because of her. “I got myself off. But if it would have been up to the guy it would have been five or six. Just because he had a dick he had a six.” Luvana said when she gets drunk she wants to cum. “That’s all I wanted out of him. I just want someone to fuck the shit out of me.” Apparently the guy told Luvana he was intimidated because she’s a porn star. “That’s what I think fucked it up. But I came, fuck that.”

Dee said she could understand a guy saying he was intimidated by a porn chick but it also offers opportunity, at the same time, to prove a point. “You don’t tell her you’re intimidate by her because right there, she’s like, great.”

Luvana explained that she rubbed her clit and came. “That’s all that matters.” Luvana said some of the Adam & Eve people asked her if she was drunk. “I remember saying, no, I’m not drunk. Then I go to my room. I’m going to take a shower. And I almost fell in the bathroom. I’m, like, oh shit. I am fucked up. Like sometimes you’re drunk and you don’t realize it.”

Luvana said that’s when you realize you’re drunk when you start talking to yourself. Luvana also went by with barely any sleep. “I had to be awake every day at seven in the morning, finish at ten. Then that’s the time you have to hang out and drink.” Dee told her she had a good schedule.

“That’s good?” Luvana asked. But what Luvana also liked about the trip was the fact that she was treated with respect. “You would think that mainstream people would be like assholes and try to fuck around with you. They were nothing but cool.”