KSEX on-air personality Brooke Hunter- brookehunter.com – and her breasts were on the Howard Stern show Wednesday morning. You would have figured it was Hunter’s 700 cc silicone-based cans [the first set was saline, she told Stern] that were doing a midget gangbang, judging by all the gratuitous, in-studio horn-honking attention they were receiving. Hunter even returned the favor by squeezing Robin Quivers’ breasts in some major lesbian groping. “I get to go home and tell everybody I got to play with Robin’s boobs. I’m so stoked!” exclaimed Hunter who said Quivers breasts felt nice.
Sizing her up, Stern said Hunter wasn’t bad looking, and, obviously, had a good rack. “I’m always surprised at the level of girls they get for porn,” said Stern.
“They’re obviously fake,” Stern continued, referring to Hunter’s chest dimensions. Hunter said she paid a lot of money to have them made like that and she loves them. Stern was trying to figure out what type of woman would bang midgets. “I’m trying to figure you out. What happened in your life, you think, that made you want to bang midgets in a movie – worldssmallestgangbang.com- . Did you ever think, psychologically, what’s implied there?” Hunter, who stands 5’8″, thought the whole idea was absolutely hysterical.
Hunter, who’s been in the business 5 years and has done about 250 movies, also let Stern know that she has a lawyer/porn star husband [Don Hollywood]; a production company, Hollywood-Hunter [in association with One Eye Productions], and a website. Stern also noted that she had a huge house to go along with it. “You don’t do it for the money,” Stern concluded. When Stern heard One-Eye he asked if that actually applied, literally, to Hunter. “Cause you’ve got a little bit of a lazy eye,” he noted. “‘Cause I’m not quite sure you’re looking at me.”
Hunter thanked him for noticing and mentioned that she’s had three surgeries to correct the condition. “But they’re always going to be a little lazy like that, plus I’ve been up 28 hours traveling from L.A.”
Stern said a lazy eye didn’t matter to him, that he’d do Hunter. Answering the question as to what prompted this decision to do midgets, Hunter said she had a totally normal upbringing. Stern mentioned the fact that she had been raped in her teens. Hunter agreed, stating that the guy had drugged her. “I know he did and at that time in my life I was very insecure. I was an only child. I didn’t want to tell my parents.” Hunter said she was able to deal with the situation and help a lot of other women in similar instances by passing along her story. “Life can get better.” Stern wanted to know if that included midgets.
Hunter said they were looking for between 15 and 20 midgets to cast. “Everybody gets to bang me. And you got to be a midget.” Hunter said she had to learn the difference between a midget and dwarf. “One is absolutely proportionate, body size, head size, limb size and the other is not quite so well put together.”
Suggesting that he was the world’s tallest midget and that Hunter didn’t want to mix midgets and send out the wrong signal, Stern said he still found it hard to believe that Hunter was considering this project. Asked if she had a kid, Hunter said her husband had a 10 year-old daughter who doesn’t live with them. Stern said someday she’ll find out that her stepmom was banging midgets. Hunter said that would be okay.
Stern asked to check out Hunter’s ass. Hunter said she also had a brain to go along with it. “I was in accounting for several years so I decided to make a business out of this. Not only am I in front of the camera, I’m behind the camera, I produce and direct.” Stern still couldn’t get it, he said, noting that the Hollywood’s maintained a $750,000 home and that her husband had just sold an airplane. “It was a jet fighter,” Hunter noted. “Look at this guy- and he wants his wife to be banging midgets on film?” Hunter again had to clarify that he was talent as well.
Stern lobbed a series of musical questions at Hunter to determine what she did or didn’t do. Hunter said she didn’t like bukkake. She agreed that it was degrading, but when Stern made a similar point about midgets, she asked, “Degrading to whom? Doing 20 guys at once isn’t going to be that big of a deal.” On the issue of double-penetration, Hunter said she enjoys it personally but abstains on film because it’s too hard to shoot.
Asked if she practiced lesbian with anyone famous, Hunter said, no, but that there were several women she wouldn’t mind including, until recently, Pam Anderson and Britney Spears.
“As long as she [Spears] doesn’t talk.” Stern said Spears was an idiot. Hunter said that didn’t matter as long as she could bend her over and do it. Stern suspected that Anderson’s Hep-C condition would preclude any activity. Hunter said she’s always thought that women were attractive and beautiful, feline and erotic. “You have experiences when you’re young and go, that wasn’t too bad. Women know what they like.” Hunter said she was around 16 or 17 when she had another girl. “But I don’t wan to see two guys together. I’m not into that at all.”
Along the same lines, Hunter said she hasn’t had the privilege with any famous mainstream guys. But, if the opportunity arose, Hunter said she’d bang Stern as long as he had a test. “Absolutely.”
On the issue of strap-ons, Hunter said she’s done other girls on film with one and that she brings girls home for her husband and herself. “We heat up the jacuzzi and toss them into the ho tub,” she said. “It’s not like it’s a surprise to them, like, by the way, here’s my husband. They already know.” Asked if her husband was a good-looking guy, Hunter said, “My husband’s a good-looking guy; I think he is. I married him.” Hunter admitted there were instances when the chicks just wanted to do her and not her husband. Husband said he’ll watch and pleasure himself in those situations. “it’s all good. He’s really cool. He’s an attorney. He’s a porn star.”
“And you don’t get jealous when your husband bangs them?” Stern also wanted to know “No jealousy?” Hunter said love is absolutely love which is different from having sex for the sake of just having fun. Hunter draws the line at degrading adults. “Sex should be fun and exciting and erotic.” Stern wanted to know what kind of attorney her husband could possibly be. “Criminal defense,” she responded. “28 years- go to court in the morning and do a scene in the afternoon.” Asked if a guy would slip her a couple of bucks, would she do it for some money, Hunter said no. Stern wanted to know the difference. “Zero,” he said. Hunter said it hasn’t happened but she gets the questions all the time on her website.
Hunter’s also done black guys on film and Stern asked the inevitable question if that lowered her price. “No,” she said emphatically. “Why in the world would that lower somebody’s price? It’s ridiculous.” Hunter said any girl claiming different is lying.
Eric the wheel chair-bound midget called in and wanted to talk about a whole other issue, PETA. Chiding Eric about wanting to talk about PETA when he had live beaver in the studio, Stern said he had a porn star on, and Hunter asked if he liked sex. “I’m a virgin,” Eric said. Stern asked if Hunter would bang a guy in a wheel chair. “As long as he has a test,” she said. “And he’s a midget.” Hunter said she would even build a ramp to include Eric. “I don’t have anything against people in wheel chairs.”
Asked if he had a normal sized dick, Eric supposed so. Stern thought Eric would be perfect but Eric said he wasn’t thinking of entering the entertainment business that way. Stern laughed, suggesting that Eric wanted to be on American Idol. Stern said he felt bad for Eric who harbors a ton of Kelly Clarkson posters. “He goes to all the American Idol concerts hoping to bang Kelly Clarkson.” Stern said he’s tried to set Eric up with a whole bunch of chicks but that he won’t get real. “he totally should do you,” Stern told Hunter.
It was also Hunter’s contention that a porn star could make $500,000 a year from videos, web sites, personal appearances and feature dancing. For her website, Hunter said she has between 65 and 70 members. “Give or take.” Hunter also cautioned that a girl has to be smart about her money. “You have to set it up as a business. You have to use part of your brain. We get paid to have sex and that’s great.”
The subject of awards was also brought up and it was Hunter’s feeling that she’d sooner win a fan-based award which is more honest. “I’m happy with that. I don’t care if I win the awards. I know that with Hollywood-Hunter Productions we are making great films.” Stern said he can’t even find porn in stores any more. “They’re all cleaning it up.”
Stern also voiced surprised that Hunter took her parents to the adult video awards. “I got married at the adult video awards.” Hunter said her parents think it’s all great but that her and her father have an agreement that he can go to the website but not look at any of the pictures. “I told my parents what I do. They’ve supported me.” Hunter said her father was a country-western deejay. “He’s little sick and twisted.”