BURBANK, CA – I’m going to go out on a limb here, but personally, I think last night at Porn Star Karaoke was the best Tuesday night Aria and I have seen set yet. The place was mobbed, probably with at least 70% pussy, and hot pussy at that.

I guarantee I’m going to leave a few names out so don’t be insulted…the problem with re-caps of drinking parties is that I was drinking. When that happens, memory isn’t as clear as I’d like it to be. With that said, let’s give it a shot:

Joining us for all the fun last night, Julie Knight, Selena Silver, Rebecca Love, Cytherea, Ava Vincent, Kurt Lockwood, Todd Hunter [sporting a very impressive money clip], Gene Ross, Vicky Vogue [who was caught making out with Harry Weiss], Fionna Cheeks, Lisa Sparxxx, Steve Seidman and his newcummer Summer Winter or was it Spring Fall or was it Autumn Leaves….sumpin’. Also joining the party was Kiki Daire’, Konnie and Sun from DVSX.com, Vivica Vengience, Steve Nelson of AI News, Pam Anderson of SMP, Loni Kahlua, AriaXXX, Aria’s adorable new assistant, Valerie, Jack Slade, Becca Bratt, local girl and recent amateur porn up and cummer, Angie, Mr. Marcus, Jimmy D, Kid Vegas [who was very upset that he had to wait outside because he wasn’t on the list], Leo [who was very upset that he had to wait outside because he wasn’t on the list and brought a babe], Don Hollywood [who chose to wait outside because he had good cigars], The Dago Bomber [who almost got in his second Sardos fist fight with a local who felt inclined to treat the porn stars like shit], Vandalia, Layla Jade sent her spousal representation along with Sammie Sparks’ spousal representation, Jimmy Mofo [who came with free giveaways of MofoWear, DJ and Nikka, photographers Ernie, Gordon and Allen, Mickey G, Kerry Windsor, KSEX’s Daisy and myself.

There were countless others in the mix, many adorable local girls as well who really enjoyed partying porn-style!

The night was very enjoyable, everyone got along and club owner, Seymour Satin seemed to have his hands full all night–a good sign when you run a nightclub.

If you would like to be on the guest list for next Tuesday’s Porn Star Karaoke and you are involved in the adult industry to some capacity, e-mail me at [email protected]. As always, men, bring women!