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When Directors Deal with Drama- final

Porn Valley- You can always tell what kind of a shoot it’s been by looking at Skeeter Kerkove’s face, www.bkmax.com. Right now Skeeter’s looking like the Indian on a Buffalo nickel which is to say not very happy. Skeeter just got this call from a male performer who was scheduled to be at his house in an hour.

The guy tells Skeeter’s P.A., duh, ‘ My test has expired. I hope Skeeter won’t be mad.’ Skeeter is told this. Except the male performer’s hopes have been dashed. Skeeter’s mad, like he just got handed a wooden nickel. Skeeter’s pissed because this is the third call Skeeter got this morning. Cancellations. For whatever reasons.

“What the fuck does he think I’m going to be?” says Skeeter who’s on the phone and has a replacement- Chris Charming- lined up to step in within the hour, Skeeter coming up with substitutions quicker than a basketball coach. But he’s still predicting a long day. Skeeter is told just as well this guy cancelled judging from the way he performed the day previous. You can sense that Skeeter’s liberal one-strike and you’re out policy is being severely tested.

 

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