Porn Valley- Criminal defense attorney Ronald Miller has a second passion in life: Acting. But you may not have heard of some of his best work.
As Miller told us, “Some of the movies I starred in — personal favorites — are the ‘Justice Your Ass’ series, ‘The Jerry ****-her Show,’ ‘*****bus.'”
That’s right. Instead of seeing him at a Cineplex, most people bring Ron’s movies home — in a brown paper bag.
So how does Ron Miller the lawyer live with his alter ego, “Don Hollywood,” the porn star? “As a general rule, I would make my court appearances in the morning and I would do my scenes in the afternoon,” Ron related.
Ron’s life was very different seven years ago. Before he met his current wife, Brooke, who’s also a porn star, and before he made more than 300 movies, Ron was just a middle-class lawyer living in the suburbs. Then, at the age of 49, in what must have been the ultimate mid-life crisis, Ron exposed himself to the cameras for the very first time. So did it cross his mind, the first time he did a sex scene, that maybe this wouldn’t be good for his legal career?
“I was concerned whether it was going to be considered an ethical violation by the state bar,” Ron admitted, but insisted, “It is an issue of free speech. There is nothing I do onscreen or off screen that’s illegal.”
Ron does admit that other lawyers sometimes make snide remarks. “Yeah, people will say, ‘bigger name on the other line,’ are you going to be late for an important date?”
And sometimes when he’s cross-examining a witness, Ron says he gets the uncomfortable feeling they recognize him.
As for his clients, Ron says he tells them what he does right away, and no one’s complained yet. “I’m going to be like every other lawyer not engaged in trial, who doesn’t have to work on Saturday,” Ron insisted of his weekend career. “He may be playing golf, or I may be shooting a sex scene with a couple of beautiful women. What’s the difference?”
This weekend, Ron and Brooke will be shooting scenes for his website, “dirtyoldlawyer.com” which features the tag line “Don Hollywood got me off 2.1 times.”
So at 57 years old, how long does Ron see himself in porn? “When it becomes just drudgery, I’ll quit,” he told us, but admitted he doesn’t see that happening any time soon. “Too many beautiful women out there.”
And good news for you fans: Ron told us he’ll begin shooting the long-awaited “Justice Your Ass, Part Seven” next week.