Porn Valley- Zupkorooooooooooooooooo.

I remember getting into Extreme Associates generally around six in the morning to start posting on generossextreme.com. And down the hall would be Tom Zupko, three sheets to the wind stretched out on the couch in his office. I rarely if ever saw Zupko leave the building. He’d be there working on his movies- great movies, some of the best the porn world has ever seen. Either that, or Zupko would be getting some p.r. project finished for the company. Zupko never leaving. A lot of times beer partying with Wanker Wang until all hours and getting stupid. Zupko, a Miller Lite vampire. I never saw Zupko eat food except for one time in Vegas.

“Zupkorooooooooooooooooooooo,” I’d yell out, and if Zupko was up and about by this time in the morning, he’d roar back like a bull moose, “Ginooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.” That was the routine. Me and Zupko yelling out to each other like two grown goofballs making like Laverne & Shirley. But I haven’t seen Zupko in several years. No one to yell Zupkorooooooooooooooo to, early in the morning. That was, until Saturday.