Porn Valley- Hey, wanna go on safari? Wanna kill a poor, dumb animal for sport? Well Sexy Outdoor Sports out of Florida has got a deal for you. Not only will they pay you to kill the animal, they’ll film you having sex in its blood. And it’s Sexy! KSEX’s Lorrainiac Thursday night had a comment or two to make about all this sexiness.
Evidently some KSEX listeners thought the Wankus interviews Wednesday night with Daisy Duxxx and Ashley Gracie were a work, and Lorrainiac on her 10 pm show Thursday night assured them that wasn’t the case. She then played the sound clips of Duxxx and Gracie laughing about the whole thing, Duxxx in particular talking about pissing on a dead water buffalo’s balls and how being from Georgia hunting is second nature.
After playing the clips, Lorrainiac wanted to know what part of them could be considered bullshit. “Sexy Outdoor Sports?” said Lorrainiac. “I highly suggest anybody and everybody never buy, never go, never affiliate [with them] because that’s just fucking wrong. Because any time you go buy their movie or do anything like that, do anything with their company you are essentially promoting [them] and saying it’s okay what they’re doing.”
Addressing Gracie and Duxxx, Lorrainiac wondered how as a woman and a human being, you are able to walk up to an animal and just kill it to piss on it.
“Because somebody told you to? It’s sick, disgusting and wrong.” Lorrainiac thought that pissing and vomiting in porn was going too far. “Because it’s really not sexy. Pornography is supposed to be something sexy. I’ve had many shows on what is it going to be next. Because it can’t get that much worse. I swear to God I am so glad that I wasn’t hear. I’m telling you. I would be in jail. They better never be in a crosswalk where I’m driving my car. It’s so very disturbing, now that I actually saw it and I heard it. I guess everybody thought it was some really big joke. It’s not. It was very serious. It wasn’t funny, and the fact that anybody could think that was funny in any way shape or form, like, that’s hot. No. If you are one of those people, feel free to leave my chatroom now. Don’t ever talk to me again because you are fucking scum. Scum! My stomach is turning right now. The fact that they thought they were being cute and they thought it was funny, that makes it even more disgusting.”
Lorrainicac said it would be one thing if Gracie or Duxxx said the compnay had me do this and had no idea of what was going on and felt horrible afterwards. “But they make light of it like it’s okay and it’s funny.” Lorrainiac acknowledged that promoting your movies on KSEX is a pretty big venue.
“Instead of coming in and promoting your movies, you’re going to come on and make thousands upon thousands of people- including the entire staff at the radio station where you’re at- hate you and never want you to come back. And you think it’s going to be over that day? This is going to carry on for a long time.” Lorrainiac didn’t know how Wankus held it together during that show. “I think I would have been, you know what, get out. Because if I was here, get out. You’re done and you’re never coming back. What kind of piece of fucking shit? And then people go why does porn have such a bad name? Why does everybody think that people in porn are so fucking nasty and raunchy and disgusting? Because you have people like that.”
Lorrainiac said it would be excerpts such as Duxxx’s to make a case against the entire industry. “And that’s what they think is everybody’s thought process. And nothing could be further from the truth.”
Lorrainiac expressed the fervent hope that Duxxx and Gracie would either die or leave L.A.
A caller-in said he was suckered in to thinking it was a gag. Lorrainiac, who apparently commented on the situation the night before as well, said a few e-mailers accused her of going off, being a bitch and taking things out of context. “There was no taking jack shit out of context,” she said. The caller thought it was a gag to get publicity. “You know the way Wankus was handling himself and all that I figured this was another one of those things to get attention. I didn’t think it was real. How could you have sex by something you’ve just killed?”