Porn Valley- Zupko sees a red door and he wants it painted black. Which is pretty much the color scheme of his current movie for Hustler, being shot over the next three days. It’s subtitled Addicted to Cum as in Big Tights, Tight Asses 2. And for the occasion Zupko’s going to have his entire female cast decked out like the chicks in the Robert Palmer video. Black wigs, shades included. Zupko gets these visions, you see.

Haley Scott had a vision. She dropped the “i” in Hailey because everyone was spelling her name on boxcovers wrong. She’s telling me her head’s also itching. As well, Scott swears there’s a blond lurking beneath her wig which is itching her head. The mention of this reminds me of a story Sascha [Zupko’s movie is being shot at his studio] told me about a girl giving him a blowjob and her wig practically slides off. Sascha attempted to yank her hair- he didn’t know.

So the fact that Scott’s really a blond must come as psychologically good news to her partner Seth Dickens. Dickens- one of the best kept secrets in the porn business- has been working about 18 months. He came into after he left Hawaii where he was stationed in the Marine Corps. Seth loves blonds he tells me. He’s engaged to one. Seth’s also a blond, except Seth’s just had the Keifer Sutherland, whom he resembles, lacquered out of him in the makeup room. That’s because Zupko has a vision. Zupko also wants his guys with hair to match- kind of like Elvis in his white jump suit period. Seth, you may recall, stepped in at the eleventh hour on another Zupko shoot to fuck Vanilla Skye in the ass. www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=10836.

Proving that no good deed goes unpunished, Zupko asks Seth if he wouldn’t mind wearing a Speedo and a teeny tank top. Seth agrees. I’d like to see Zupko do that sale on Dick Delaware.

Haley Scott has flaked two of Zupko’s shoots in the past- not by intention, however, and Zupko is dying for Scott to finally take it in the ass. Scott, who seems more than willing, explains that she missed one shoot because of some major dental problems. The other was attributable to diarrhea. Shits or no shits, Seth can’t wait to pounce on Scott and he gets started with her in the dressing room. Scott, who nearly broke her neck earlier posing in these skyscraper heels, is very accommodating. And this makes Zupko happy. Makes the vision go a helluva lot smoother.