Even with the unwavering support of the Chinese fortune sticks, the Dallas Cowboys couldn’t beat the Baltimore Ravens and all T.O. had to say for the effort was, “We need to put more points up on the board.”
He honestly said that, thus paraphrasing the immortal Joe Theismann, also thus neutralizing the ancient wisdom of the haiku. I’m still in shock from this crushing Fortune stick debacle, but I gotta say Billy The Crystal warned me about those things. And I didn’t listen.
Here’s Sean with his picks followed by the AdultFYI selections. Season records don’t include Thursday and Saturday’s games.
Thank you, Gene. Donovan McNabb says “Hello.”
Cleveland over Cincinnati – Bill Margold says: “I’ve said this for a long time- we’re running out of real legends and the Bengals are running out of talent. Take the Browns.”
New Orleans over Detroit – Bill Margold says: “The Lions really have to earn their way into legend status and I think they take that next step by going 0-15.”
New England over Arizona – Andrew Blake says: “I like a girl that is intelligent, drop-dead gorgeous, has a perfect body with long legs and natural breasts and I like the Patriots by 14.”
Pittsburgh over Tennessee – Nikki Benz says: “I really want to thank all of my fans for supporting me all year and throughout my career and I like the Steelers by 10.”
San Francisco over St. Louis – Cassia Riley says: “I was a nude model NOT a porn star…I HAVE NEVER EVER HAD SEX ON FILM!! So fuck off! … AND THE 49ERS WILL WIN BY 3.”
Miami over Kansas City – Scott Fayner says: “Mike South is a nobody. His writing level is at about 7th grade. His overall intellect is comparable to some chimpanzees. Miami will win by 6.”
Tampa over San Diego – James Bartholet likes the Bucs by 3 and writing his own press releases.
Denver over Buffalo – Christian says: “The current business climate for girls in this business is horrendous and so are the Bills. Denver by 14.”
Jets over Seattle – Matt Gray of Capital Alliance, a California lobbying firm, says: “As a political strategist who has nearly 2 decades of experience, I respectfully disagree with the political ‘logic’ of FSC and I like the Jets by 10.”
Houston over Oakland – Ron Jeremy likes the Texans by 7 then did his best impersonation of Sgt. Schultz when I asked him about Porn Star Discovery.
Atlanta over Minnesota – Max Hardcore likes the Falcons by 3 and says he will be having a book signing at a Barnes and Noble near you in about 36 months.
Philadelphia over Washington – Roxy Jezel said she would tell me her pick if I donated $5.00. I gave her $10.00 and told her to piss off.
Giants over Carolina – Jenna Jameson likes the Giants by 7. Her baby bump likes the Panthers by 3. Tito Ortiz likes watching Frosty the Snow Man.
Chicago over Green Bay – Janine Lindemulder likes the Bears by 7 and is thrilled she’ll be home for Christmas instead of being in the Big House.
Tim Case [150-73]: Cleveland, SF, NO, Pittsburgh, Miami, NE, Tampa Bay, Houston, Denver, Jets, Minnesota, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Gene Ross [150-73]: Cleveland, SF, New Orleans, Tennessee, Miami, New England, Tampa Bay, Houston, Denver, Jets, Minnesota, Philly, Carolina, Chicago
Sean, www.pornlegends.com [148-75]: Cleveland, SF, New Orleans, Pittsburgh, Miami, NEngland, TBay, Houston, Denver, Jets, Atlanta, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Robert Interlandi, www.deepthroatenergy.com [148-75]: Cleveland, SF, NO, Tenn, Miami, New England, TBay, Houston, Denver, Jets, Minnesota, Philly, Carolina, Chicago
Mastrick [148-75]: Cincy, SF, NO, Pittsburgh, Miami, New England, TBay, Houston, Denver, Jets, Minnesota, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Willie D. [148-75]: Cleveland, SF, NO, Pitt, Miami, New England, TBay, Houston, Buffalo, Jets Atlanta, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Tony Batman [147-76]: Cleveland, SF, NO, Tenn, Miami, New England, TBay, Houston, Denver, Jets, Minnesota, Philly, Giants, Chicago
John, Adult Source Media [146-77]: Cleveland, SF, NO, Pitt, Miami, New England, TBay, Houston, Denver, Jets, Minnesota, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Karl the Birdman [144-79]: Cincy, SF, New Orleans, Pittsburgh, Miami, New England, TBay, Hst, Denver, Jets, Minnesota, Philly, Carolina, Chicago
Mila [144-79]: Cleveland, SF, NO, Tenn, KC, NEngland, TBay, Hst, Denver, Seattle, Atlanta, Philly, Giants, Chicago
John Gray [144-79]: Cincy, SF, NO, Pitt, KC, New England, SD, Houston, Denver, Jets, Atlanta, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Danny from Foxxx Modeling [139-84]: Cleveland, SF, NO, Pitt, Miami, New England, TBay, Houston, Denver, Jets, Atlanta, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Dan Davis from Genesis Magazine [139-84]: Cincy, SF, NO, Pitt, Miami, New England, TBay, Houston, Denver, Jets, Minnesota, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Kortni Kiss [138-85]: Cleveland, St. Louis, NO, Tennessee, KC, New England, TBay, Oakland, Denver, Jets, Minnesota, Philly, Giants, Green Bay
Jack Spade [136-87]: Cleveland, St. Louis, NO, Tennessee, Miami, New England, TBay, Houston, Denver, Jets, Minn, Philly, Carolina, Chicago
Mike Fattorosi, www.adultbizlaw.com [136-87]: Cleveland, SF, NO, Pitt, Miami, New England, RBay, Hst, Denver, Seattle, Minnesota, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Billy The Crystal [136-87]: Cleve, SF, NO, Pitt, Miami, New England, TBay, Houston, Denver, Seattle, Minnesota, Philly, Carolina, Chicago
Steve from www.magnusxxx.com [134-89]: Cleveland, SF, NO, Pittsburgh, Miami, New England, Tampa Bay, Oakland, Denver, Jets, Minnesota, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Jeff Mullen, www.notbewitchedxxx.com [133-90]: Cleveland, SF, Detroit, Pitt, KC, New England, TBay, Hst, Buffalo, Jets, Atlanta, Philly, Giants, Green Bay
Brian Wallace [131-92]: Cincy, SF, Detroit, Tennessee, KC, Arizona, TBay, Houston, Denver, Jets, Atlanta, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Sandy Bunz, www.sandybunzvod.com [128-95]: Cincy, SF, NO, Pittsburgh, Miami, Arizona, TBay, Houston, Denver, Jets, Minnesota, Philly, Carolina, Chicago
Steve Seidman [125-98]: Cincy, St. Louis, Detroit, Pittsburgh, Miami, NEngland, SD, Houston, Buffalo, Jets, Minnesota, Philly, Carolina, Chicago
Steve Volponi [122-101]: Cleveland, SF, NO, Pitt, Miami, New England, TBay, Houston, Buffalo, Jets, Atlanta, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Dave F. [121-102]: Cincy, SF, NO, Tennessee, KC, New England, TBay, Houston, Denver, Seattle, Atlanta, Philly, Giants, Chicago
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [83-140]: Cleveland, St. Louis, Detroit, Tennessee, Miami, Arizona, SD, Oakland, Denver, Seattle, Minnesota, Washington, Carolina, Green Bay