Remember the days when Mila the tiny Russian blond would paint a canvass with Day-Glo via a rectal cannonade created by the vacu-suck of an ass belch?

Well, that’s one way of describing it. You might also argue that’s when porn was truly porn at it’s most disturbed.

It might interest everyone to know, however, that Mila, who retired from active porn performing, is back. At least in the prognostication sense. And Sunday was Mila’s day to shine as she claimed the best won-loss record in the Adultfyi football pool by going 11-3.

Mila’s guaranteed at least a tie for this week because runner-up in the pool, Mike Dickinson was 10-4 and has Green Bay in tonight’s game against Minnesota. Mila picked Minnesota. And both are going with Denver against Oakland.

Also coming in the runner up spot was Joe Brandi who has a season-end haircut bet with Tony Batman which Batman has accepted.

Here’s how the pool looks going into tonight’s doubleheader:
Mila, 11-3

Mike Dickinson, Joe Brandi, 10-4

Gene Ross, Sean, www.pornlegends.com, Mastrick, Dan Davis from Genesis Magazine, Tony Batman, Brian Wallace, John Gray, Tim Case, John from Adult Source Media, Robert Interlandi, www.deepthroatenergy.com, Steve from Magnus, www.magnusxxx.com: 9-5

Steve Volponi, Karl the Birdman, Steve Seidman, Willie D., Jeff Mullen, Mike Moz: 8-6

Billy The Crystal, Ryan from Jerry’s Deli, Jack Spade, Jenny Hendrix, Dave F., Kortni Kiss, Mike Fattorosi, www.adultbizlaw.com, Sinlinlin: 7-7

Sandy Bunz, www.sandybunz.com, Danny Season from Foxxx Modeling, 6-8

Here’s yesterday’s brief wrap from the LA Times:

at Buffalo 34, Seattle 10: For one week only, Bills punter Brian Moorman is the best passer in the NFL. Next week, we can all forget about him again.

at Atlanta 34, Detroit 21: Matt Ryan throws for a touchdown on his first NFL pass. But don’t get too excited. The last quarterback to do that: Michael Bishop.

New York Jets 20, at Miami 14: After the game, a confused Brett Favre is so excited about the victory that he retires three more times.

at Tennessee 17, Jacksonville 10: Vince Young has two passes intercepted and later is booed off the field. And his team won.

at New England 17, Kansas City 10: Coincidence or not? In the Marvel comics, Captain America [Tom Brady] has also been sidelined indefinitely.

at New Orleans 24, Tampa Bay 20: Drew Brees and the Saints help the people of New Orleans put Gustav behind them in style.

at Philadelphia 38, St. Louis 3: Is there anyone left in Los Angeles who is still sorry that this Rams franchise is no longer in town?

at Pittsburgh 38, Houston 17: Texans blame loss on failure to get first down on a fourth-and-one play. Do they know they lost by 21 points?

at Baltimore 17, Cincinnati 10: Can someone please ask Chad Ocho Cinco how you say “0 and 1” in Spanish? It would look nice on a jersey.

Dallas 28, at Cleveland 10: Cowboys live up to all the preseason hype. Do the Browns ever live up to the preseason hype?

Carolina 26, at San Diego 24: Don’t worry, Chargers fans, last season’s team started 1-3 and still recovered in time to choke in the playoffs as usual.

Arizona 23, at San Francisco 13: Meanwhile, Matt Leinart sits on the bench, hoping his Heisman Trophy will impress one of the cheerleaders.

Chicago 29, at Indianapolis 13: In WWE, Randy Orton is “The Legend Killer.” If Kyle Orton keeps beating guys like Peyton Manning, he can use the name too.