From USA Today: The New York Mets might as well have set up a reception line at the Bellagio hotel after dealing for former All-Star closer J.J. Putz on Wednesday night in a 12-player swap with the Seattle Mariners and Cleveland Indians.”

From the Free Dictionary
putz (pts)
n.
1. Slang A fool; an idiot.
2. Vulgar Slang A penis.

We’re sure whoever comes up with the headlines for USA Today wasn’t aware of the double entendre. Or were they?