The N.Y. Post reports that Al Goldstein has married for the fifth time: “BANKRUPT pornographer Al Goldstein somehow convinced 28-year-old beauty Ava Maharaz to marry him. It’s the first time for Maharaz, the fifth for Goldstein. Portly porn star Ron Jeremy was best man. The latest Mrs. Goldstein certainly isn’t after the former Screw magazine publisher’s money. Most of the proceeds from his sex phone lines go straight to his many creditors, according to the buzz at Da Tommaso restaurant. Al – who recently lost 100 pounds after getting his stomach stapled – and his bride reside in Pompano Beach, Fla.”

Martha trial begins: Obstruction of Justice, Securities Fraud, False Statements and Conspiracy. But she make a helluva souffle

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“No one deserves that. No one who’s been so good to somebody and who cared so much and helped bring them back and really loved them, with all their heart, deserves that.” No, David Gest isn’t talking about a reneged-on partnership deal with an adult magazine but his relationship with Liza Minnelli