Porn Valley- Monday night on KSEX, Wankus was talking about a section in the latest issue of Genesis magazine devoted to the KSEX Games. But Wankus wasn’t too thrilled that they were called the Porno Games.
“Genesis put their own spin on it,” he said. “We love getting press; we hate when people fuck with the title of things. But, hey. The 2004 KSEX Porno Games, they’re calling it. I guess they needed to really hype it up for their fucking audience at home. In my opinion, you can go fuck yourself. It’s called the KSEX Games. That’s it. You want to do a fucking report on it, do it right, thank you.”
Wankus said the next KSEX games would take place in September. In another section of the magazine, Wankus pointed out that there was bonus called The Sex Star Hunt. “A bunch of cute little local yokels that want to be big stars- you can vote and send it in,” he said. Wankus then mentioned one of the girls in the contest- Daisy who had been on KSEX couple of months ago as part of the water buffalo entourage. “She used to blow up water buffalo heads and fuck by their bodies,” said Wankus. “Don’t vote for her- in fact submit a special honorable mention that she’s a cunt. Fuck her. I only think she’s in this issue because of a legal, contractual thing and Genesis didn’t want to get sued. Because she is a fuckin’ cunt and may she die. I don’t want to wish death on anyone. But may she be paralyzed for life. Suffer you little whore.”
Wankus then addressed an issue that was brought up on the Internet regarding the 10 hottest American porn stars. “This was put together by www.mypornoreview.com,” he said. “I have to say his lists are a little off but his ten nastiest porn stars are pretty good.” Wankus said he didn’t see Tyler Faith on the hottest list. “Compared to some of the other girls I think he’s a little confused. Then again JKP did horrible publicity so maybe he didn’t know she still existed.”
According to the list, Keri Sable [pictured] was ranked number one. Also on the list were Sandee Westgate, Sofia Rossi, Kelly Erickson, Courtney Cummz, Stormy Daniels, and Rita Faltoyano. Curiously, Faltoyano, who’s Hungarian, makes it on the American list.
Kirsten Price, Jessica Jaymes and Gina Lynn rounded out the Top Ten. Wankus was of the opinion that Tyler Faith was cuter than Lynn and felt Rossi should be disqualified because she’s an Internet girl. Among the honorable mentions was Samantha Ryan. Wankus said he never heard of her, but Ryan is Kurt Lockwood’s girlfriend.
“Eva Angelina I think she’s adorable and very sexy in person,” Wankus agreed. “On video and pictures she’s not as hot. In person she’s very sexy. She just needs to get a better tit job.” Also on the honorable mention list was Sativa Rose. “She’s good but she’s got a face that she needs to get the number of the train that hit. her.” Wankus thought Alexis Malone was very cute.
Wankus then went on to the “nasty” list. Wankus said overall the list was good but maybe some selections he might disagree with. According to the list, there was a tie for number one between Pamela Peaks and Summer Haze. “As the most disgusting porn stars you’d ever see,” Wankus replied when co-ho Rebecca Love wanted to be sure that nasty meant what she thought it meant in this context.
Lori Lust was also on the list. “This is about these girls in person,” Wankus further clarified. “He’s not talking about pictures.” Also on the list was Angel Cassidy and Wankus drew a blank there.
Nicole Sheridan also found her way on the list. “I don’t think that’s a fair one,” said Wankus. “She’s got a schnoz. No doubt about it, she’s got some nostrils that you could send coal cars through on the way to the mines. But in general she’s definitely a cute chick and a very sweet, loving personality. Her personality makes her because she’s very sweet and loving.” Wankus didn’t agree with that choice. Joe Friday’s wife Reina Leone was also on the list. Wankus thought she was okay but wouldn’t put Leone in the nasty category. But Wankus definitely agreed with the selection of Darien Ross.
“She’s been on KSEX a few times,” he pointed out. “She definitely found the stick at a young age and dad should take that away from her.” Wankus said he was pissed off with the selection of Annie Cruz. Cruz co-hosts the 5pm Monday show on KSEX along with Daphne Rosen. Wankus said he’s always found Cruz attractive. “She has a great body and fun personality.”
Ciera Sage also made it on the list with nary a comment from Wankus. Rebecca Hilton was also selected and Wankus said he didn’t know who that was. Then Tabitha Stevens and Chasey Lain got a tie for tenth place. Wankus said the problem with Stevens is that you can’t put her on a list because every day she has a new look. “She may be ugly today but tomorrow she may be hot depending on the surgery.”
And Wankus agreed that Lain used to be hot. “But I agree with you, she is pretty fucking ugly now.”
Devinn Lane made the honorable mention list.
“I never found her attractive,” said Wankus. “I always thought she was her very nice even if she’s kind of bitchy.” Wankus said being being nice doesn’t make you cute. “You might want to courtesy fuck her but that doesn’t mean you’re going to take her home to mom.”
Also on the list was Sandy Rhoads. Wankus didn’t know who she was. And Mary Carey also made the list. On that selection, Wankus was inclined to say that Carey enjoys Denny’s too much.