(SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA) — This stupid little feature, brought to you by the twisted minds of KSEXradio.com, was so highly anticipated, it made the front page of AVN.com yesterday. [Must have been a slow news day]

Layla Jade got nekkid, Daisy explained the rules and adult stars, Montana Gunn & Vanessa Mackenzie challenged each other in a wacky painting competition — one that would feature a winner with the strongest Kegel muscles.

Gunn and Mackenzie slapped condoms on some zucchinis, jammed a paintbrush in the other side, lubed them and slid them inside their beautiful vaginas. Both adult stars dropped to their knees, dabbed the brushes in some paint and went to work, while observing the naked model, Jade, and doing their best to paint her portrait, only using their hips and vaginal muscles.

Both babes had their own unique style but mid-way through you can sense Gunn’s frustration as Mackenzie was really providing pussy art that would have impressed a museum curator.

In a strange turn of events, Gunn tried to cheat and place the brush-filled vegetable in between her amazing tits to finish the job.

Judges jumped in and threatened her with elimination and Gunn slid it back inside her for the final stretch [if I may use that expression].

The two labia artists completed their paintings and showed them to the judging committee for final word on who would leave with exciting prizes.

Layla liked them both, as did Daisy who said, “They had two different styles but were both very good.”

When it came down to skills, Mackenzie appealed to judges the most, but Gunn’s creative style, larger piece and interesting vision of Jade with her tongue sticking out, something Layla and her sarcastic personality would probably do, made Montana the winner.

If you ask me, they should’ve given the listeners a chance to win the vegetables.

Tales of Tail is heard weeknights at 9:00pm on KSEXradio.com. It’s free to listen to the show and members can watch all the action on the in-studio web cams.