(LOS ANGELES, CA) — Producers actively searching for virgins, male and female, living in the Los Angeles area. No age limit, but must be at least 18. If you are a virgin for moral beliefs, you’re too pretty to find someone you want to sleep with, or because you just can’t find a date in this tough town — we want to know your story. After initial submission, candidates will be interviewed for the possibility of being one of the principles in a new reality show/film about virgins making their way in Los Angeles.

Please be detailed in your response as to why you are still a virgin. The more truthful and honest, the better. And don’t worry what the reason is, we have heard them all and are searching for more. We know this town can be tough and we want to give you the chance to share your feelings, and possibly change that status if you so desire. Please send a detailed description of your “virgin story,” and a recent picture or two.

If your submission makes it to the next round we will then call you in for an interview to verify the authenticity of your claim. We look forward to hearing from you.
Compensation: Full compensation once chosen. Please, no phone calls about this job!