Posted on www.genesisonline.com: Oh, but the saga continues…

So, as you know we broke the story about Angelina Armani™ signing with Digital Playground. I voluntarily took the story down because I didn’t want anyone to get in trouble for the agent accidentally posting the info about her signing before the official press release hit. Call it journalistic pragmatism, if such a thing like that exists in the world of adult.

Anyway, a shitstorm ensued in a morning where I was accused of everything from hacking other websites to remove the story (I can barely make something bold without the aid of a button), to being the guy on the grassy knoll back in ‘63 (and no, I’m not that old). It’s all become comical. So the story is back up, and here are the TOP 10 truths and corrections in gross misaccuracies from “lesser sites,” and things I’ve learned from this morning’s escapades…

10) Her name is Angelina, not Angela

9) She was not in Pirates II.

No one has been sitting on this story for weeks as the idea of signing didn’t even exist until days after photos of her on the red carpet at the Pirates II premiere were noticed by Digital Playground.

7) The reason in my humble opinion that her name is now Angelina, is because if you were the company signing her, wouldn’t you want Google searches and available product from such to be directed to your company?

6) No one makes anyone do anything they don’t want to do. That would be called illegal.

5) There have been other Arianna’s in adult as well over the years. IAFD lists about a dozen of ‘em, about the same number as Angelinas. It’s the sum of all parts and I’m just glad there’s not an XXX on the end of her name, or some clever name like MaryJane Rottencrotch.

4) Congratulate the damn girl and company. It’s not some sort of fuckin’ scandal.

3) After 12 years, I’ve made headways in learning who the true friends are and people who are smart enough and good enough and know how to apologize.

2) Angelina Armani (T fuckin’ M) has already created more buzz in the industry in 12 hours than any other contract girl signing in the last few years.

1) Look for the first interview with Angelina Armani™, Digital Playground Contract Star, on real adultnews sites such as AVN.com and GenesisOnline.com, and not some idiot [Mike South] who’s now an expert blogging after first seeing an adult movie last week.

Soap box time is over. Have a nice day